I'm good thanks Captain Crunch.
This brave thing of which you speak, isn't remotely brave. You signed up to a dating site for this very reason.

Now, either take a shit or get off the pot.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

but but!
I will probably get rejected on the basis of sounding like a creepy weirdo and then the police will be involved and then I will die from embarrassment
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:03, Reply)

If the police come a knocking then take the advice of this man.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH_StQ6KdW0
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:05, Reply)

I might have to use him for defense at work, too
I'm still trying to talk one of my students out of a project where he goes round mashing cake into unsuspecting strangers' faces :( He did it to me today.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:10, Reply)

What has he called the project?
Cake-Rape?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:11, Reply)

hahaha
I will suggest this
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I thought you lectured in photography
Or are you running a clown school?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:15, Reply)

I like it when photography gets a bit mad
and some students have clocked this and really gone for the slapstick, gross or mad shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:16, Reply)

A bit mad?
I'd be furious if someone randomly attacked me with a pastry.

Hot, Cross and Bunned.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:20, Reply)

are you planning on saying something particularly creepy?
if not then chances are the recipient might be expecting to get messages along those lines, as they have after all signed up to a dating site, presumably with the intention of dating.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:05, Reply)

I dunno
I've only been messaging him for a couple of weeks and I live hundreds of miles away and then say "btw I'm totally in your town this weekend!" sounds a bit stalkery
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:09, Reply)

If you're going to stalk him
do it properly. Find out where he lives and go and knock on his door.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:11, Reply)

have you actually talked to this person before today?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:08, Reply)

only in email form

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:10, Reply)

then go for it!
you obviously have some sort of connection if you're continuing to talk to him and are thinking of asking to meet up
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Of course you could always send him a message that doesn't make you sound like a creep weirdo.
It's a radical thought I know, but it might just work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I will not manage this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:11, Reply)

I know!
Why not copy and paste all of your previous message exchanges with this chap on OT and we'll help you write something.

I don't see how this can fail.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:14, Reply)

yup
nothing will go wrong there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Then do it!
*Waits*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Hello, my name's Crunchy.
I like dressing up in exotic costumes and hanging around in fields with like minded strangers at weekends.

HOLY FUCK, YOU'RE RIGHT!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I've not sent it yet
but I have mentioned soylent green. But to be fair the rest of the message is about timmy mallet time travelling
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:14, Reply)

I wish Timmy Mallet COULD time travel.
To either a: the time of the dinosaurs so he could get eaten, or b: to the point where John Logie Baird invented the television, if only to realise that perhaps it might not be such a good idea after all.

Granted we'd be denied various televisual delights, but it might just be worth it to avoid having to give screen space to that irritating, about as funny as a rectal prolapse excuse of an entertainer.

Oh, and Timmy, those lolwaki glasses - they may have just worked in the 80's, but these days they just make you look like a cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:18, Reply)

is he still on telly?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Apparently he's quite a talented painted.
Although I may have made that up, or been told it down the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I don't care.
Even in the 80's he was a colossal embarrassment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:29, Reply)

He gets wheeled out every now and again.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)