I need a new sig and am too hungover to think of one for myself
Suggestions will be graded for originality and humour. Which basically means don't bother with the gay jokes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

we're not joking

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

1/10
Not particularly amusing. No thought gone into it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

the truth doesn't require much thought
nor is it required to be amusing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Doesn't make for a very good sig though
Come on. Effort.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)

"is a 32-year-old telecommunications analyst from Penge"
and then change the town every day.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

7/10
Marks lost for;

- being reminded of my advanced years every day
- nicking Gonz's joke
- too much effort
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

How about.
...sits and cries whilst GF goes dogging.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

have you seen how little effort I put into mine?
it's just be a lyric from a song that I'm listening to at the time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I do that too sometimes
Though some sound a bit emo when out of context of the awesome song I'm listening to, so I don't put them in.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

yeah, that can be a problem
Stuff by MJK tends to be really weird though so is alright.

The current one is Tom Waits.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

This is the problem
A while ago I had a lyric from a CombiChrist song as my sig cos I was listening to it a lot, then I suddenly realised it made me look stoopid. And frankly, I don't need the help.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I'm listening to 'Today we're all demons' now
Got it last night, this is the first listen through.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Fucking superb album
Almost as good as Everybody Hates You. It was the last track on there I took the lyric from
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

On Kickstart the Fight now
I'm already rocking out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I want to know who the female vocalist on that track is
She sounds hot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Wiki says
Gen from The Genitorturers
And Google Image Search is a little NSFW, but she looks fairly hot!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I could have looked that up myself, of course
but I am very lazy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I have song lyrics as well
How about Darth Foxtrot: a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I was about to post the next line to yours
but that would be a line more appropriate for Darth
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Didn't knoiw he was into the old folks!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

animal, vegetable or mineral
he'll do anything to anything
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Someone watched Blackadder II last night

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

heh, no
I just know most of the lines, particularly from that episode.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:20, Reply)

It is a belter
"something twice the size of the royal sail barge has just hoved into view between the sheets!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

"there's no point, we have the preliminary sketches"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Hahaha
No
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)