Whilst this is a good point,
the idea that I'd have the first fucking clue how to make a souffle is nothing short of hilarious.

In Ms Foxtrot's defence, two weeks ago I aimed to have dinner ready for when she got back from teaching and got the timing spectacularly wrong. Although on that occasion she didn't know I was cooking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

the fact that she knew you were cooking a special meal makes it even worse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:13, Reply)

She didn't know it'd be SPECIAL
That ambition of my cooking was a last-minute thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

not quite so bad then
but still, I'd be miffed.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Oh she was late for tea
It wasn't a date and she didn't know it was special.
What's rude abotu being late home? They live together. She hardly missed the first act of La Boheme.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I was under the impression that it was a special occasion

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I see your point, in principle
but we always let each other know if we're going to be late. Trust me, I'd have got it in the neck if things had been the other way round
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:22, Reply)

life's too short to get cross with someone you love over stuff like that.
And tell her the same, the drunken harridan.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:23, Reply)

This is possibly the truest thing anyone has ever said on the internet
With the obvious exception of Lab's masterwork
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:28, Reply)

You mean that 'roll' thing he does with his chins?
Like Chunk does with his tummy?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I was actually referring to "Men are shit, women are crazy"
but I would LOVE to see that!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:33, Reply)

-:((((((((

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Every time I see that I am going to have to respond with
mrrrgllgrglllrg
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:38, Reply)

It did make me chortle last time
It has made me guffaw today.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:39, Reply)