Monty Boyce Massive Bender
Serial Onanist Sex Offender
White Power White Powder
Monty Boyce Massive Bender
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like!
The 3rd and 4th lines need more words in though to flow better but this could be a rap
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Yo, yo, uh, yeah
Monty Boyce smokin' bales of Afghan reefer
Monty Boyce chasin' tail of Justin Beiber
Name checkin' young boys on the microphone
Gimme somewhere tight and moist to plant my bone, yo!
*hand gestures*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)

*weeps tears of pure joy*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

'White Power White Powder' is a good autobiography title.
My original idea was 'Rock'n'Roll and Nose Pollution: my life in the trenches'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:38, Reply)

The 'musky' trenches?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

A bit right wing though?
Sort of makes you sound like a coke-addled white supremacist.

Oh, hang on.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I like the second title best

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)