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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Monty is sad and grumpy, lets cheer him up with offensive limericks about him
There was an old man called Monty,
Who hated both town and country,
He loved massive drugs,
but had the charm of a slug,
And his spelling and grammer were wanting!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:55, 153 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
He'll be more irritated
By the fact it doesn't rhyme or scan
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:56, Reply)
That's the plan, I considerd some poor spelling as well but thought he might explode

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Have a poem instead.
It's simply called 'Monty'.

Pigslut, Dogslut, Filthslut, Whore!
Lie face down upon my floor!
Then urgent thrusting; muffled screams,
As my vast girth splits his seams.

And breathe.

Edit: Too much?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:59, Reply)
O_o

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:00, Reply)
needs more musk

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Don't we all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Perhaps pheremones
...is a kinder term.

Edit: Oh, they're spellt 'pherOmones'. Perhaps best stick with musk then.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Not when it comes out of your arse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Anyone who's
spent any time loitering watchfully round an A&E department will tell you that a veritable cornucopia of treasures can be found up the human fundament. Musk is but a minor bauble by comparison.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Ahah!
Face down on the floor means your comical Beadle-thighs cease to be an issue, yes? Good work.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Wicked Child!
*slaps hard and often*

My thighs are AVERAGE. It's just that hers are longer!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)
All excess and no sense makes Monty a poor boy
All excess and no sense makes Monty a poor boy. All excess and no sense makes Monty a poor boy. All excess and no sense makes Monty a poor boy.All excess and no sense makes Monty a poor boy. All excess and no sense makes Monty a poor boy.

All excess and no sense makes Monty a poor boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's MONTY!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:12, Reply)
*highfives*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:13, Reply)
I recently read a Christopher Brookmyre book
where a guy is coming through a door with an axe, and does the "here's Johnny" bit, and a guy on the other side is waiting with a lighter and a can of oven cleaner and as he sprays him in the face says "Johnny, meet Mr Muscle"

terribly amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Which book's that? I haven't read that one
I do like his stuff.
Oh, and I agree, Lighten Up Francis rocks! The JLE Dub mix is also belting.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
"Be my enemy" I think
yeah it does!

don't think I have that remix...

MJK has done a version of Elton John's Rocket Man, with the guitarist from the Flaming Lips called Rocket Mantastic which isn't bad
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Quick and needy because I'm adding figures.
I love Monty
He is ace
I love his hair
I love his face
I love his girlfriend Lusty too
If he left I don't know what I'd do.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:13, Reply)
You are Toni Basil
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Hey Monty!

(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:14, Reply)
*waves pom poms*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Wayhay!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Bless you.
I feel rather emotional.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)
I've hit a nerve haven't I.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)
There once was a man named Monty
Who spent most of his time being cunty
He crossed the wrong poster
They finally found most of
His body parts, except for his buttocks, no one knows what happened to those, although some say they was sold to a famous London curry house
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:19, Reply)
"they WAS sold"?
oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Cockerney innit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Gah, I saw that as I posted it but forgot to edit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)
It's our firms 10 year anniversay next year.
If I'm a good girl and don't keep forgetting to pay the VAT, (just realised it's due by the end of this month), I've been told I'll get a big fat bonus and can bog off to Sri Lanka.

GET IN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Nice, I hope that comes off for you.
If you need a lackey to carry your luggage, gimme a shout.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Squeeeeeee!
Will do : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Score!
Some friends went on honeymoon there recently and absolutely loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)
My mum and sister love it. (Sis is from there).
If not then Goa.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)
0/10 doesn't even rhyme

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Sorry but I'm buzzing a bit and had to share.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)
That's great news!
How long are you hoping to go for?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)
As long as my dad will let me.
Probably 10 days. I've wanted to visit the Indian continent for ages. Nearly got there a few years ago but ended up in Thailand instead because of the Tamil troubles.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Oh Monty, you remind me of Fonzie
With your awesome hair, I have to stare
The sky is blue, the clouds are white
Just like that stuff you shove up your nose
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)
There was an old man called Boyce
A bender by nature not choice
He had a penchant for dicks
And at weekends turned tricks
To keep his arsehole all musky and moist.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Like.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)
=D

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Winna!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)
This is brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Very, very moving.

(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Monty Boncy sat on a wall,
Monty Boncy wasn't a fool.
Beneif a tin foil wrapper,
he lit up his bic lighter.
And shot smack into his balls.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)
...and then had a nice relaxing Yop.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)
God I love yop, I'm gonna get one right now.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)
No Yop, just "Yo Gurt Drink", it's not the same man, just not the same.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)

There was an old man called Boyce
Massive drugs were his favourite choice
At bashes he drank lots
Cognacs, he drank tots
A shame about his girly voice
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)
I like this thread as i am begininng to build a picture of monty in my head
Previously he had long straggley grey hair, stubble and a denim jacket. Now he has an elvis quiff and squeeky voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Your first impression is correct

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)
it's a leather jacket

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Monty Boyce Massive Bender
Serial Onanist Sex Offender
White Power White Powder
Monty Boyce Massive Bender
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I like!
The 3rd and 4th lines need more words in though to flow better but this could be a rap
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Yo, yo, uh, yeah
Monty Boyce smokin' bales of Afghan reefer
Monty Boyce chasin' tail of Justin Beiber
Name checkin' young boys on the microphone
Gimme somewhere tight and moist to plant my bone, yo!
*hand gestures*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)
*weeps tears of pure joy*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)
'White Power White Powder' is a good autobiography title.
My original idea was 'Rock'n'Roll and Nose Pollution: my life in the trenches'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:38, Reply)
The 'musky' trenches?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)
A bit right wing though?
Sort of makes you sound like a coke-addled white supremacist.

Oh, hang on.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I like the second title best

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)

If e’er you roam through East London
in seach of whores or your drug of choice.
As you tread darkened streets
chances are that you’ll meet
Montgomery Peregrine Boyce

If it’s DMT you are after,
or perfumed underage boys.
Please take his card
you wont have to look hard
For Montgomery Peregrine Boyce
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Scary

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Posh

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Teeth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)
top notch

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Haunting.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Monty as a purveyor of
perfumed catamites. How very pleasing!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)
An experiment with haikus
Father to a joy
Although plagued by a crazy
Treacherous bitchwhore

Off Topic's Nazi
Loves to mock, ridicule and
Decide it's all shit

Could not be replaced
Unless the day does come when
Nombie Hitler rises!
Terrible shame haikus don't have a fourth line.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:37, Reply)
These are brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:38, Reply)
I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)
There's a reason for the order
Though you probably clocked it already.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:43, Reply)
hahahahahahhaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Very clever.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)
*applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)
*bows down gracefully*
Although unfortunately the "I" in the subject line doesn't do you many favours.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Hahaha!
Undone by your own cleverness!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)
True
But fuck it ;)
Edit: Minor flash of inspiration, so I fixed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Nice work.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Herr Monty Boyce of E6,
Has on his wall some old pics,
Of his Nazi father,
Shaking hands with the Fuhrer,
And killing some gyppos for kicks
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Well done NA, very drole!
this certainly deserves many replies and clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)

There was a swain who went by the agnomen Monty
Who revelled in the participation of gargantuan non prescription stimulants
He would auscultate to musicians of former ages
And never profess to being caducity
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)
*gets dictionary out*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Fuck me who swallowed a thesaurus?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I looked up 'ausculcate'
...It's a medical term, implying that (with the aid of a stethoscope or perhaps even a rusty hook) Monty listened to the internal organs of musicians.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)
and your point is?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Wouldn't put it past him

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I'm sorry, but I cannot believe that no-one, especially Monty, has noticed this
GrammAR
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Deliberate mistake
*whistles with hands behind back*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I'll let you off
on account of the awesome posts you have inspired
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)
ta muchly, this is my favourite thread of the day!
maybe we should have one poem about an OT-er everyday.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)
This is a good idea!
I also loved the three word one from a while ago - that was excellent
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Start it up baby

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Too many new threads - I'll wait a while

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)
As long as it never settles on me
I fancy it would not go happily
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Gram mar?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Yeah I can hook you up
Please don't truncate my name
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Clever

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)
oh look at you

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
You've never turned down a good truncating before.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Yeah alright mate
I was 7 in 1985, what do you think EVERYONE at school called me?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I don't fucking know, some sort of incomprehensible inbred grunt?
Or did they call you Master, because you held the secret of fire?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)
MARTY MCFLY
The clue is in "1985". Lose ten Geek Points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Oh noes, not my precious geek points.
I have so very few of them.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Is that bollocks?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Given that I spent all weekend playing board games,
yes. Yes it is.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Which board games?
Actually quite interested
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Ahem.
Settlers of Catan
Republic of Rome
Civilisation (the really old one from Avalon games, no relation to Sid Meier's work)
Empire Builder
Air Barons
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Settlers of Catan is awesome
Haven't played the others. Big fan of Richochet Robots and Munchkin, myself (yes I know the latter's not a board game)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Munchkin is a classic.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Great scott!

(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Bitch?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Also;
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Monty is awesome
Undeniably true

Short, shit, shameless pandering, but Monty makes me laugh on a daily basis, and there are very few people I can say that about. In the immortal words of David Mitchell, "God bless and cheer the fuck up"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Monty der Fuhrer
his empire would last a thousand years
he frowns on forrins, povvos and queers
on parliament walls he'd have it large writ
'there's nothing worth saving
it's all fucking shit'
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)
You're good at this

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)
fank oo!
not the most marketable skill though.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)
There's a reason I did science and not english
but you can have my best attempt:

'An ode to Monty'

Grammar and spelling are his remit
Possessed of a terrible wit
then he took massive drugs
now he's all in a fug
and proclaiming 'it's all fucking shit'
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)

A dashing chap, bad with money
On b3ta he was very funny
His girls he does dote on
His drugs he does toke on
'til his teeth fall out and he's gummy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Because I would not bugger Boyce
He kindly buggered me
The carriage held but just ourselves
and Immorality
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Good one Lic.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I may have GLESSed a little as I wrote it

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Erote?
Is that writing and wanking at the same time?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I don't know WHAT you're talking about
but yes
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)
What is GLESS?
Is it anything to do with pre-cum?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)
A typo of *glees* that Monty uses to tease TGB with relentlessly.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Good. I am learning.
Wax on; Wax off.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)
that's beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I picture Immorality following Monty around
saying, "steady on, mate, are you sure you should be doing that?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Old, decrepit Monty Boyce
You wouldn't if you had the choice
But Chompy's tips mean that you don't
No point protesting that you won't
Don't take a drink, don't turn your back
Or you'll be bundled in a sack
Once in the basement, no reprieve
He's done for now, but here's Dutch Schteve
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)
yesh!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)
when I'm rich, can I employ you to amuse me?
not sexually
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)
You'll never be able to afford me.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)
beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)
That is utter briliance

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Glorious and heavenly.
I doff my cap.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)
And seeing as Noel deleted the Psychochomp variant thread
Rapey Psychochomp
Always preying after girls
Pray you don't meet him
I kid, he's not bad
Some people give him abuse
Though he is witty
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)
AND CHARMING.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Haiku says no

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)
I edited then deleted it
as there were already two new threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)
True
I would have done the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Collaborator!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)
You are worse than Adolf Hitler Boyce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Who are you talking to?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)
you, for deleting a thread
people get rather upset about it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)
That's what is says when you post in a deleted thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Monty, Monty, awful cunty
How does your garden grow?
With Lebanese red, and in the shed
A pound and a half of blow
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Ahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)
*click*
For some reason this has put "Monty The Snowman" in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Here we go.
Dear Monty can fuck the fuck off,
He's no rival for dear old Frank Bough,
And his penchant for hookers
Who aren't even lookers
Ill befits a young man of his cloth.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)

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