Old, decrepit Monty Boyce
You wouldn't if you had the choice
But Chompy's tips mean that you don't
No point protesting that you won't
Don't take a drink, don't turn your back
Or you'll be bundled in a sack
Once in the basement, no reprieve
He's done for now, but here's Dutch Schteve
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:04, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

yesh!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

when I'm rich, can I employ you to amuse me?
not sexually
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

You'll never be able to afford me.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

beautiful

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

That is utter briliance

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Glorious and heavenly.
I doff my cap.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)