my friend told me a cracker last night
she's a super-bright girl, in fact she's a law lecturer. but sometimes she gets her words all wrong, such as referring to a "head honcho" as a "head nacho". so she was asked by a posh senior lecturer what her husband did. he's an accountant.

"he's a beanflicker," says lou, blissfully oblivious to her mistake.

"oh. oh," said the posh lady, going very red indeed. "gosh, you must think me terribly old-fashioned, assuming that your other half is a man, i really do apologise..."

hahahahahaha she's such a dick...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

POTD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

we were crying with laughter when she told us this
and apparently it was MY fault for teaching her the phrase "beanflicker" in the first place. i dispute this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I'm still chuckling away at that story.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Seconded. That's fucking hysterical.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)

thirded!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I love that. It's the thought of somebody
saying something so lewd with such a straight face. She must have come over as either a totally depraved, shameless slut or an ultra right-on lesbian trying to MAKE A POINT.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)