I was called 'cheap and pikey' for admitting I like to cook
How do you let yourself down?

Have you got a fondness for Space Raider crisps or is your guilty pleasure a shit TV?

Alt: What radio station do you listen to and why?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:26, 166 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I watch quite a lot of shit tv
I'm no longer ashamed.

Alt: Rarely listen to it these days. When I do it'll be Radio 4, occasionally Radio 3 in the evenings, and if left on at night the World Service.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I used to smoke Richmond Superkings.
I'd rather kill myself (via different cigarettes) now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Are they bingo tabs?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Yes, as all my mates would remind me.
Camel Blue or Lucky Strikes (red) for me these days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I favour the Camel Blue*

*not a genre of film
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

-looks at pack of Richmond Superking Menthols-
Then again, I have been known to smoke Sterlings.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Menthols?
It's like smoking a Polo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Hence delicious.
Though kreteks are amazing. And cherry fags.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I can't say I'm familiar with any of these.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Kreteks are clove.
Cherry fags are cherry flavoured in the same way menthols are mint.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Sounds like a deathly sweetshop.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)

This, I love smoking menthols when I'm drunk
they weren't a patch on whatever those ones you gave me were though, they were delicious. Well, as delicious as a cancer stick can be.
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

They were the magical combination of cherry AND clove.
Sorry to hear about Edinburgh, love. Hope you're ok and looking forward to Saturday.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Yeah, it's a bit shit but there we go
thanks though :) And yes, I plan to drown my sorrows quite extensively and not fall asleep on people this time.
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I'll feed you proplus
before we begin
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Just drink Furious Jenkins all night.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:09, Reply)

I quite enjoy a post-dinner cigar.
I rarely smoke them though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

The smell of Hamlet miniatures
remind me of my dad. Bleurgh. That said, there's a picture of me somewhere at a new years party smoking a huge cigar someones dad had brought back from Cuba.
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I do LARP, that's more than enough
Alt: None, radio's shit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)

What is LARP?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Live Action Role Play
Deeply embarrassing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)

It really is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

So you dress up as an Orc/goblin/scouser and run around a field

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Pretty much

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Orc/goblin/scouser ninja and run around into a field barbeque
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Spot on

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)

heeeheeeeee
wuv u squishybear
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)

oh yeah
I guess I should be guilty of that too, but I am not remorsefull

(not often)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I won't lower myself to talk to such a complete and utter pleb

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Guilty Pleasures, eh?
Snuff movies. But I don't feel guilty about that because they're all CGI these days. Hmmm. Can I go now?

Edit: Heart 106.5
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I am huge fan of yours, Happybara.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)

What a very kind thing to say
to a monstrous and bewildered young pervert such as I.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

You like to cook, and that's a bad thing?
Cunt them in the fuck!

Alt: Radio 2, it's the best of a bad bunch in the mornings.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I'm an idiot, basically.
I have plenty of guilty pleasures. I enjoy awful music and I love CSI.

Alt: Don't listen to the radio generally, but hwen I'm at home Radio 4 is always on.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:38, Reply)

CSI:NY is ace.
I've gone off the others...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

How is liking to cook being 'pikey' in any way shape or form?
Unless you're cooking hedgehogs.
Oh christ, you're cooking hedgehogs aren't you?
YOU BASTARD!

Alt: BFBS or FIRS because they're all that I can pick up.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)

+ stolen horse steaks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Pre cooked in Newbury?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Big Fat Blubbery Sluts?
Fucking Inbred Retard Slags?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

If you like, yeah.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Sss$$$sSStTTttTtTttTTtUUuuUuUuUuUuuuUUjJjJJjjJjJjj!!!11!!111!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:04, Reply)

kKKkkkkKrRrrrRrriiiIIIsSSTttiiIIIInnnnNnNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
'Ning hun. How's things?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:07, Reply)

heellllllloooooooooooooooooo :D things are things!
how are your things??
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:09, Reply)

LOVELY ta.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)

YAYAYAY

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Pretty much every single thing I have done
since the age of about 12 has involved my letting myself down to a greater or lesser extent*.

I listen to the podcasts on Garagepunk.com, that's kind of radio isn't it? Some of them are fucking incredible - especially the surf music ones. If you like 50s and 60s hardcore rock'n'roll you'll be in heaven.


*Yes this sounds horribly emosexual but it's 100% true, unfortunately.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

By taking massive drugs.
Alt Q; after 7pm Radio 1, before 7pm Talksport.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

yey for drug fuelled guilt!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

What sort of massive drugs do you favour
Turdd? I am sadly a slave to many of the prescription variety. There never seems to be a good time to stop.

Edit: And they wreak havoc with the libido.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

My main drug of choice is marijuana which I smoke everyday to be fair, however recently
there have been some ace mushrooms round here and if I'm going out for a huge night I will prob do some madman. Ecstacy and coke don't really do anyrhing for me and I'm still waiting to try opium.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)

It's lovely stuff, but comes with a hefty warning tag.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I bet, I will def do it when I can bloody get some but I've built it up in my head now
and am equally nervous and excited.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Opium can indeed be wonderful.
I bought some in Thailand once. It was fresh from the poppy; a huge wadge of brown sap wrapped in tissue paper. I tried to role it into something smokable but it was too moist so I just shoved into a cup of tea and drank the lot. I spent most of the holiday in my hammock, imagining myself somewhere even more agreeable than Thailand. It was sort of a double-decker holiday.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Monty was right, you are sound.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)

At the risk of sounding like
a tedious old finger-wagger, for heavens sake do be careful with all that derives from Mistress Poppy (except the tasty, tasty seeds, of course). She has a terrible temper and a nasty jealous streak. Look what happened to me - I'm personifying a flower ffs.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)

WHat's it like compaired to morphine?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I've not had morphine
but essentially they are the same thing I believe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Why are you killing yourself with drugs :( :( ?
Have a Yop instead
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)

It's OK, it's prescribed by a doctor ! A real one !
It's stopping me from my body murdering itself, my body can't help it, it's just it's way, I wish my body would have a nice cold glass of Yop instead of inflaiming and [all sorts of painful horrible things], and I've tried to convince it but it's made up it's mind.

Well, it's not stopping the body murdering itself, but it's stopping my brain from knowing so frankly that my body is murdering itself so the other bits of my body can be productive.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:05, Reply)

It's alright Gonz
I was just joking. I was on morphine for 2 months myself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:06, Reply)

I know, me too =)
It's rather good stuff, can totally see why people get hooked on it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)

RIP Mike Mendoza

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I don't work nearly as hard as I ought to
and I eat a lot of crap.

It depends, I only listen to the radio when I'm driving and I flick through all the stations to find something I'm willing to listen to. It annoys me deeply when all 6 of my presets have some idiot talking on them.
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Drink too much,
that's about it really.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)

No rape remorse
you monster
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)

due to the escalation of his disease, he now sees the rape part as intimacy.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I like fast food
I don't eat much at home because it's all the same but when I travel abroad I always try and find new kinds. I also have a weakness for shameful pop music.

Alt: I rarely listen to radio, we're in the run up to elections so it would probably do my head in.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Wanker's Remorse
is the bane of my existence.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Why on earth would you feel remorse for wanking?

(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)

It's the guilt and disgust he feels
As he has to clean up the clown suit and put away any unused chocolate mousse.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Pfft!

(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

He totally ruined the wedding/christening/barmitvah*
*delete as appropriate
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I was raised a Catholic.
Also, what Lab said. I really wish I'd microwaved that hard drive.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)

depends what he is thinking about, surely

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Salient in the extreme.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)

I like that you said 'what', not 'who'
Implying that Wooks is either an object fetishist, or someone who likes really impersonal sex.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)

It's all about the realdolls, Lab.
Making it a what, even if I did get them to model it after a creepy mishmash of stolen profile pics.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)

...all of Chompy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Oh please,
If I wanted to fuck Chompy I'd just pretend to pass out at a bash.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I saw some pics in a case of a guy with two
He fucked one, while the other just 'watched'. I hope it was an incomplete picture set, else that's even more creepy than fucking a realdoll.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Well it's not going to do anything else is it?
I can't give him a round of applause.
edit: anyway is that even illegal?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Animatronics are the future.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I think someone needs to use the phrase
"I'd fuck her uncanny valley"

(just google it, OK?)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I am familiar with the term.
It's the sudden horror of something that looks almost, but not quite, like a person. Like Katie Price.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)

exactly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Of course it isn't illegal
I wasn't searching for it, just happened to find it when going through all the images.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)

You can't honestly feel guilty
for beating yourself off can you? Unless you're one of those extrovert ones who arranges for some poor innocent like a cleaning lady to 'accidentally' catch them in the act.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)

That's the local pub
in a parallel universe Coronation Street.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)

If I ever open a pub, this is what I shall name it.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I'm going for BK's suggestion:
Thalidomide Arms
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)

World's smallest pub etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)

No pumps or optics
All drinks dispensers have buttons that are operated by head-dobbers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)

hahahahaha
The only pub where everyone starts off legless.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)

God I hope not.



Cheers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)

heh
I wonder what sort of fruit machine they'd have? I'm guessing a one-armed-bandit would be in bad taste.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Bravo

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:13, Reply)

This is hilarious
because that's what Legless always writes and it's proper gay and sanctimonious.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:52, Reply)

my friend told me a cracker last night
she's a super-bright girl, in fact she's a law lecturer. but sometimes she gets her words all wrong, such as referring to a "head honcho" as a "head nacho". so she was asked by a posh senior lecturer what her husband did. he's an accountant.

"he's a beanflicker," says lou, blissfully oblivious to her mistake.

"oh. oh," said the posh lady, going very red indeed. "gosh, you must think me terribly old-fashioned, assuming that your other half is a man, i really do apologise..."

hahahahahaha she's such a dick...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)

POTD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

we were crying with laughter when she told us this
and apparently it was MY fault for teaching her the phrase "beanflicker" in the first place. i dispute this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I'm still chuckling away at that story.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Seconded. That's fucking hysterical.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)

thirded!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I love that. It's the thought of somebody
saying something so lewd with such a straight face. She must have come over as either a totally depraved, shameless slut or an ultra right-on lesbian trying to MAKE A POINT.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I'm a chronic people-watcher.
I'm forever oh-so subtly spying on my neighbours or eavesdropping in restaurants. Not in a creepy way though.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Unless webcams and other covert surveillance technology are involved
then I think you're OK.

I think your missus might say you have a 'too much information' problem, though, bless her musky little bumhole.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)

webcams and other covert surveillance technology are involved you're chompy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)

No, no gizmos.
Just a quick peak over the courtyard to see what people are having for breakfast; Straining to catch the details of an argument raging somewhere in the distance. That sort of thing.

And, yes, I fear I have been indiscreet. B3ta is like a Venetian masque ball. I fear I could never now remove my disguise.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I do this, not only is it fun but sometiimes when you inevitably get to recap your observations to
others in your group you sound like a jedi!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)

like an eavesdropping
stalker jedi
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)

the force is strong with this one,
And I should know, I've been watching the cunt for hours!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)

i like super noodles
alt: 6music or radio 3, everything else is fucking shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Alright Crunchy?
Did you manage to get avoid being cake-raped today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:19, Reply)

yeah - But it's his lesson tomorrow
I think since I got done first, I should be safe, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I love super noodles
koka let themselves down with their sub-par sachets of flavour.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)

koka?
a wanna be supernoodle? pah, no one can match their majesty
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Batnoodles are more badass than supernoodles.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)

This made me laugh

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

are they the noodles batman makes?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

And spidernoodles are just a bit gooey

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Don't eat the green ones
they'll make you horn(y)et
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I never really understood the point of Aquanoodles.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)

In blackest pan, in darkest bowl.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Is it wrong that I kind of like the idea of the Black Canoodle?
Outfit still kinda works.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Oh that's amazing. I take my hat off to you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)

There are lots of spidernoodle recipes on the 'web'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Jeff, leave the internet for ten minutes and come back when you've calmed down and stopped
disrupting the others who are working hard.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)

teacherlols

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I don't want to take his passport to playtime away but I will if I have to.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)

passport to playtime!!! hhahahaha!
i wish I had something like that to hold over the heads of the naughty ones I have to 'have a word with' tomorrow.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)

It's genius but only the really naughty kids have one. If they behave they get it back and
can go out the next day, if not they stay in the foyer for playtime.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:51, Reply)

You should make some passport to playtime tickets this evening Crunchy and give them out tomorrow.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)

if it wasn't such
srs biznis i totally would
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:37, Reply)

IT'S SERIOUS BUSINESS, JEFF
TAKE IT SRSLY
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Why is it serious business?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:48, Reply)

a few people
I have to talk to who may or may not end the meeting being kicked off the course. My course. I'm proper scared, it's like being a grown up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Immediate cake-rape revenge?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:54, Reply)

haha
no, far less interesting students than that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Why would cooking make you a 'cheap pikey' ? what the fuck? Are you joshing?
I really really really like morphine.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:51, Reply)

It's some jest he has going with RSwipe, I believe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Rswipe is the Empress of OT.
You are the queen, Monty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)

That's monty you're talking too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:06, Reply)

I know.
And I stand by my statement.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:08, Reply)

I will cripple you
then shit in your eye for that slur, you bounder.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:11, Reply)

You massive quender.
You have neither the clout nor the nous to carry out that romantic little suggestion.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)

Re: your gaz
I'll have a look this evening, young sir.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:10, Reply)

I just pressed Archive in my gaz box by accident
and everything disappeared :(

edit: it's okay they're back. But what does it do?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:06, Reply)

It...errr..archives the gazzes....?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:10, Reply)

It puts them into an 'archive' so they dont' load every time you check your inbox.... really makes the inbox speed up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)

Thanks Gonz
do I have to do each message individually?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:15, Reply)

Nope, scroll down to the bottom of your inbox and they'll be something like "select all" that'll do that for you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:18, Reply)

"Toggle" will select them all =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Cheers
this will probably be a lot easier to load on phone now as well. Hopefully the archive section won't delete after a certain amount of time or anything
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:20, Reply)

No worries, it deffo will load up a lot quicker, less data to transmit and all that.
They last forever, well, as long as b3ta is around, unless they change something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Right...
I'm going to drag my sorry arse home and clean my house.

Woo fucking hoo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:20, Reply)

at least you'll clean
unlike me who'll just live in a state until the cleaner gets angry. Have a good evening
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Cleaning.
The one thing your clout and nous extend to.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:23, Reply)

for the record
it was not for admitting you liked to cook.

it was you thinking you could pass that off as seduction instead of springing for a lovely meal out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:21, Reply)

I never said cooking was seductive.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:27, Reply)

Chicks dig guys that cook.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:32, Reply)

not this chick

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:38, Reply)

tell that to your gucci bag when you're snuggled up in bed with it

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:41, Reply)

that reads really mean
I didn't mean it RS :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:58, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:01, Reply)