There's a divvy kid here now.
On the first week here he started eating cardboard infront of all of us, we asked what the fuck he was doing then he smashed a pint glass on the floor before shouting "LEAVE ME ALONE" and legging it out in floods of tears.

On Monday we were in a hip and trendy bar, he turned up dressed as the Terminator. He fell flat on his face walking to the bogs, got up, didn't say a word and then ran home. Nice guy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:05, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Wow. He sounds like a proper window-licker.

(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

He's definitely going to go into a primary school in a leather trenchcoat and kill everyone inside one day.
He's definitely not eighteen either, we all reckon he's about thirty four.

Another good example, we all went on a bar crawl about a month ago. He went out like this tinyurl.com/6h5fela ....it wasn't fancy dress.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I sense he has cider problems.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Hahaha!
Awesome
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

That's a bit Moaty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Schizoaffective disorder lols
Srs he needs psychiatric input
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I like him already!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

He sounds superb.
More updates on this fellow asap please.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)