I've changed my mind, and I've got another story
Brian Clough, Stanley Kubrick, Michael Jackson and Frankie Boyle. I just want to know how offensive he really is. I reckon he might be a lovely bloke IRL. And if he's not I'll glass the cunt.

On the last day of Sixth Form before A-levels began I was beckoned over to join a photo by a group of about 15 lads (read: absolute twats), many of whom had spent the previous 7 years making my life an absolute living hell on account of my being a four-eyed geek who was crap at Rugby. So desperate for validation was I that I hurried over and joined in, rather than providing the more appropriate response of "fuck you, you cunts".

I still cannot believe I didn't see the foam pies coming.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pfffft
Still, I bet they made your hair look really cool.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I had shoulder-length hair
Nothing could have helped

EDIT: I've just remembered that you're one of the two B3tans who like my hair and that this revelation may have traumatised you. Don't worry. It was a long time ago and I've learnt my lesson
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I didn't say I liked your hair
I said you looked less like a raving bumder on the telly than we thought you did.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:32, Reply)

You did once
Fucking ages ago
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I have never liked your hair
don't be such a tosser.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I've just realised that I'm not talking to who I think I'm talking to
Apologies, you cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Wanker

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Shitbag

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:48, Reply)

We've all made hair mistakes.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Me more than most, I suspect

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I caught a glimpse of my natural hair colour yesterday
It's surprisingly light. And will soon no longer be visible. Unless I choose to try and dye it back to an approximation.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I haven't seen my natural hair colour since 2001
because it's fucking boring. Strongly considering going blonde again soon
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I'm most likely going to stay dark, actually.
Suits me a lot better and makes me feel less like the milkman's baby.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:41, Reply)

It does suit you, you are right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I spent many a year blonde
before I gave in and went grey! :o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I suspect Frankie Boyle really is a bit of a penis actually.

(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:19, Reply)

*prepares glass*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22, Reply)

His "My Shit Life So Far"
wasn't too bad a read. Quite entertaining descriptions of drinking and drugs mixed with starting out as a comedian
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I was quite intrigued by that actually
I like that he insisted the title be reproduced in massive block letters
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:26, Reply)

It was a good autobiography name I thought

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Certainly sets his stall out
and it's less harrowing than mentioning Glasgow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:40, Reply)

his offensiveness might be more amusing
if he didn't steal all his material from the internet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:26, Reply)