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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
The least tactful way you can announce a redundancy.
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Not your job!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:58,
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15 years ago)
Ok let's get the meeting started.
Raise your right hand if you have a job.
Wrong!
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:03,
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Raise your right hand if you have the best grandma in the world!
Not so fast, junior.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:05,
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I wanted to do this with students today
"hands up who thinks they are going to pass this course"
"not so fast...."
Unfortunately the one I was kicking off wasn't there
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:32,
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Why wasn't he there?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:34,
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because he's a douche
I don't know he didn't give a reason
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:35,
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I was hoping you were going to tell me you were kicking him off the course because he never turns up.
But he never turned up to get the news he was out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:36,
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to be fair, yes, this was the case
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:40,
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