...and it's by fucking Blur

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If you dislike Blur, I really don't recommend Parklife.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:43, Reply)

If memory serves you're about the same age as me
So you'll remember that Blur and Oasis were both massive when we were 16 or 17. Our Sixth Form common room was a fucking nightmare if you weren't a fan of Britpop. I'm still traumatised, frankly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:47, Reply)

I'm older
my sixth form common room mostly listened to Queen's Play The Game and News of the World on heavy rotation.

They were old then, I hasten to point out, it was just what he had available for the record player.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:48, Reply)

If memory serves you,
Britpop went largely unnoticed in my school.
Our Sixth Form common room was a fucking nightmare if you weren't a fan of N Trance. Or "WHOOMP THERE IT IS!!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Christ
We both had a shite time of it then. If I had a TARDIS I'd go back to school and kill everyone I went to school with. That's got nothing to do with the common room stereo, I'd just do it anyway.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Don't kill them, just leave a DVD of you on the telly.
With a visiting card.

A bit like the guy from the Milk Tray advert.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I like this
The card would say "You're a cunt, (insert name here), and I hope you get mauled by a fucking tiger. Enjoy the show!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I used to dream of doing a Jeremy
but now I just think 'meh'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

It's one area in which I've been completely incapable of controlling my temper
Several years ago I went on to Friends Reunited to see what everyone was up to and couldn't resist telling them all what an absolute bunch of cunts they were. When Facebook took off I sought out the worst offenders and sent them abusive personal messages.

I'm fine now though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:03, Reply)

When I looked up the biggest cunt at my school on Friends Reunited
he's now a doctor in a third-world country and specifically states that he's heartily sorry for his terrible behaviour.

Cunt couldn't even give me the satisfaction of having a dead-end job and a shrieking harridan wife popping out ungrateful brats.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Some people, eh?
No consideration
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I NO RITE

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)