who would become a windowcleaner
if they weren't a perv?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This is true.
Same as butchers.
I expounded my theory on butchers as perves in front of one of the bf's friends the other week. After a while someone else on the table told me his dad was a butcher.
I said "Sorry about that, but they're just cutting us up into succulent rumps and shoulders while they're looking at us..."

EDIT my best mate at primary school, her dad was a windowcleaner and my mum wouldn't have him. He turned out to be a molesterererer.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

butchers are grim
there is a restaurant in london where your tables are sort of above the kitchen so you can see them chopping up the cuts of meat.

who would go there?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Me I would, I'd cut it up if I could
butchery is a fanastic skill to know
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Not vegetarians, clearly...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

They see us all as meat.
I've been getting better at touching raw meat but I don't think I want to. I've been touching sausages and bacon. Still can't touch chicken our red meat. I might stop again and go back to suing two forks to transport bacon to the grill.
Sorry. I know you hate meat, but I hate touching it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

i mind that less than eating it
but i wouldn't do it for fun
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I'd much rather eat it
when it's not all stringy and wet and like DEAD CORPSEY FLESH.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Someone on a first date
With someone who had been stalking them.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)