Where did she poo on your Birthday?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

On. The. Cake.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I would if she made Swipe some 'special' candles?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

A friend of a friend got roped into having a joint Hen/Stag do
I know, awful.

Anyway the girls were doing manicures, putting on make up etc while the lads got fcuking trashed. One of the chaps got fed up with the boring girls ruining it all so he made a lovely salad for their dinner in an act of kindness...

Unfortunately for the girls he took a massive dump on it and presented in a silver service style!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

a "hag do"
i think you'll find the technical term is. i've been to loads.

some were ok. some sucked royally.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I can't think of anything worse, surely it ruins the whole point!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I can't think of anything worse than a hen do.
I went on a lovely civilised hen weekend once, but even that took a sour turn at penis drinking straws and a cock cake.
I don't WANT to run round town with a load of harpies wearing sashes and personalised t-shirts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

It doesn't have to be that way!
My now wife, hired a massive house on the South coast, got 20 mates down and had BBQs, played on the beach and generally had a wee holiday!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Well this was like that
Nice place in the Cotwolds, wine tasting, people serving us dinner at the house. it was really cute.
But then came the cocks...
It was mostly boss though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)