I think I'm the only one in the world who always things "Oh god, when will this shit be over?" when watching James Bond.
I find it really dull and borring, except Goldeneye, and that's only because it was based on the video game which came out when I was 14 or soo, so the video game came out at the right time to 'wow' me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Correction
"The only man in the world".

Women are well known for their lack of sophistication in this area.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

The last one I saw, which is the second from last one they made, they had what felt like an hour at a game of cards, but was probably a good 20 minutes.
OH NOES, I GOT A KING OF HEARTS ON THE RIVER WHEN THE FLOP DIDN'T BLAHDY BLAH BLAH, THEY'RE NOW GOING TO BLOW UP THE WORLD.

The only thing that would make a long cards game in a film more borring would be if they were playing it while being chased in a forrest.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I hear that you appreciate a good forest scene.
I disagree with you there, the whole speeder sequence in Return of the Jedi gave me my first ever boner in 1987. However, I can't help but think that Baccarat (or Poker, I can't remember what the game was in Casino Royale) would be unplayable whilst running in a forest.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

The only thing that makes forrest scenes OK, but not 100% of the time, is the inclusion of aliens.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

You must have fucking loved both the original Predator
and Predators.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

They were why I said "not 100% of the time".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Yeah, that scene was a bit dodgy
It didn't really mean anthing to someone who doesn't play poker, and to someone who does play poker it's just a joke in terms of plausability.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

You are not alone, Gonz
I'll admit I enjoyed the recent Casino Royale (albeit partly for Eva Green's magnificent cleavage), but all the other ones I've tried watching - including the supposedly fabled Sean Connery ones (I know, I know) - have just seemed incredibly tedious to me. Perhaps I just haven't seen the right ones, or something, but I really cannot be arsed with them.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Nope you're right
Casino Royale was decent. The rest were just pretty stupid. And I've already ranted about the universal man-crush on Sean Connery
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I'm a Dalton man, myself

( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I'm more of a Galton man.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Sean Connery's best roll was in The Rock, I love that film.
*Jumps down on knees, lights up two flairs and throws my arms to the air as a squadren of fighter jets blow the shit out of me*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

TELL YOUR MEN TO STAND DOWN
I CAN NOT DO THAT
I AM ORDERING YOU TO TELL YOUR MEN TO STAND DOWN
I CAN NOT DO THAT
STAND DOWN [name] STAND DOWN NOW
WE ARE IN AN ELEVATED POSITION, THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN WALK OUT OF THIS, YOU STAND DOWN
I CAN NOT DO THAT !
*Rock falls on the floor*
*Gun fire*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I like this!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)