*raises head wearily*
*trots out meme*

If you don't like being called a rapist, don't rape people.

Seriously though few like memes about themselves

Edit: as for what I'd ban- newslinks as thread-starters. None of them are interesting
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've learned to embrace it
like a tight arsehole around a glistening shaft.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

:(
tight? Maybe early in your career, before you met Monty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I said like a, not like my.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

It's only tight because they changed the regulation size of a cricket stump.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

a cricket stump +mining operations
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

This is beautiful
*wipes tear from eye*

eye shaft
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

i wouldn't mind a meme
about how smart and sexy and beautiful i am.

in fact, i am shocked that there is no such meme already. shocked.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Why don't you pay us all to do it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

sure
here, catch this pound coin, it'll double your salary.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Keep trying
you may be the first person to succesfully self-meme. smeme, if you will.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

That word feels good on my tongue.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

isn't there an american pudding that sounds a bit like this
'smores, or something
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)