I'm torn between going to the pub
And staying with with a litre of vodka.

'Fit bird' hasn't texted me in ages either.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why don't you text her then?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)

And look needy and in need of attention?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)

You could invite her out
instead of just texting. Bring on the resolution as it were
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:53, Reply)

this sounds like wise advice
do it!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Did you invite out the bloke you're not seeing on Saturday in the end?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)

well I invited him out for tomorrow and he wasn't around
the problem with any other time is he lives in oxford and I live a long way away
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Fuck that, drink the litre of vodka then ring her.
Then post on here tomorrow telling us how you got on.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I like this

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)

I'm nothing if not creative, Z.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I can't drink a whole litre of vodka.
I'll be dead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:06, Reply)

pfft no you won't

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)

why do you want a fat bird to text you?
or did i misread it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I said FIT not fat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:00, Reply)

oh
then she's never going to text YOU, mate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Ahh..
Just 'cos I like her, doesn't mean she is necessarily beating potential suitors off with a shitty stick herself.

But you're probably right, she probably won't text me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)

if she's that fit, that's all i'm saying

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Jeff mate, you need to text her a picture of your flaccid nob
entitled "It ain't gonna suck itself now is it"
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Chicks dig the direct approach

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)

None of this Romeo and Juliet bollocks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Desperation sometimes works too

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Perhaps some tearful drunk voicemails

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Meet me on the Clifton Bridge or I'm really going to do myself in this time

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:14, Reply)

You alright down here on the right Rory?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)

We're all cool in the brotherhood down here Noel

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:17, Reply)

haha
i like this
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)