Why not become a Crawley fan for the afternoon?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have to say that I cannot stand football
but I might just watch Man U versus Fulchester United just because I would love to see them (Fulchester) get a goal. Won't happen, but wouldn't you just love to see it?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Especially if Billy The Fish scores.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I remember one issue when they realised that no one was reading Billy the Fish
and the manager of Fulchester said "I'm going to have a shit on my desk and the first person who complains will get £100 from Richer Sounds".
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I'm a Crawley fan for this match anyway, but that doesn't mean I want to watch it!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Because Crawley are a bunch of utter cunts.
I hope they get dicked 12-0.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)