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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Probably sensible.
I just consulted my bank balance earlier... fuck. I didn't anticipate spending so much at the gig on Thursday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 19:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Would you mind awfully if we change the subject please?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Not at all.
So yeah, they're making a new series of Red Dwarf, I hear...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Why would you anger it?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Shits and giggles, mostly.
Also, Monty knows I don't really mean it.

I think.

Thank you for what you did for the missus btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 19:57, Reply)
It's a pleasure, hope it raised a smile.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)
It did.
And a tear.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:44, Reply)
I know, I wrote the script.
An exclusive preview:

'Smegging smeg off you smegger'

*smokes crack, does rape*

'Smeg'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 19:57, Reply)
*Something about "you smeg head"

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 19:58, Reply)
'I've done another smegging coke-rape.
What the smeg am I going to do?'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Get a job on Coronation Street playing a northerner what's a darkie, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Or
return to the 'brilliant' 'street poetry' that he was first on television doing on Saturday Live in the 80s with Ben 'integrity' Elton...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Everyone: 'LOL'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Apart from in series 7 when they didn't record it in front of a live audience.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:03, Reply)
...because
the BBC feared for the safety of any female audience members.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:04, Reply)
His smeg is probably worth £75 a gram.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Ironically, his fridge is worth fuck all.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:06, Reply)

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