Looks like he already had a few facial tattoos
A tribal around his eye socket ala Tyson, and what looks like lettering over his upper lip, plus some shitty little bits in other places.

The guy's a retard, no question about it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He's both a Layabout and workshy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Yet can afford to get tattoos
Maybe the Daily Mail picked up on that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Shit tattoos are cheap though
Good ones cost money
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Don't I know it
But yes, I'd be amazed if he paid more than £20 an hour for his 'work'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

You got some shit ones then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I have a couple of inexpensive ones, but not scratcher-level
And one very expensive one.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I'm really wanting to get a tattoo!
Mrs Cow will most likely disembowel me though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

MTFU and get one!
If you're certain what you'd like, or at least the style, start researching good artists who specialise in the style you want.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

OK, deal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

For inspiration
Start here and work backwards through the pages. Also picking up a copy of Skin Deep or Total Tattoo magazine can't hurt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Try and go half way with her.
Tell her you'll have it somewhere covered and you'll pass the design by her.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Good plan - I like it!
Thanks both of you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I was really fucking brave with mine
by getting it before I met Ms Foxtrot. None since.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I got tattoos knowing not a lot of men like women with tattoos.
Fuck em!
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Quite right, tattoos are for you
The real reason I've only got the one is because I haven't thought of any others I want yet, and if I settled on something I really liked I'd have it done regardless. In theory.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

The thumb of judgement
hangs over both of us
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

It's like the Sword of Damocles
but wielding the incomparable power of SEXBAN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

*fears*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

i know I'd be unlikely to
pick something which I wouldn't hate within a couple of years, but I like the idea that it is something about oneself which you chose, all other bits of bodies are what gets picked for you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Like hookers.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

True
And both can be removed with lasers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:20, Reply)