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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pret a manger sandwich
Chicken and bacon. Also some Kettle chips and a diet coke.

Alt: I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
and that's why you're on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:41, Reply)
This is very true

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:44, Reply)
It's quite simple really, the winky goes into the foo foo

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Or into the choo choo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:43, Reply)
trainsexlols

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:44, Reply)
That's disgusting.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:44, Reply)
and unlikely

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)
There's also vigorous thrusting by the winky
and he cry's at the end if he's had a good time
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:50, Reply)
*makes notes, corrects apostrophes*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)
WHATEVS

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:54, Reply)
If he doesn't cry am I allowed to give a swift kick to the groin area to facilitate this.
I do realise it's quite late in life for me to be asking this but who knows, I may get lucky one more time.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Mr winky may on occasion not cry, but this may in part be down to him not liking you
or due to massive drugs. Kicking his teabags won't help
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:57, Reply)
If Mr Winky doesn't like me then what is he doing trying to get to my foofoo?
Just realised what you meant by crying. God, I'm getting old.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:59, Reply)
He's a confused loner

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:03, Reply)
he doesn't do that pre-cry thing

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Mistaspakkawinky
All the foo foos really dig him the most
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)
SHABBA!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)
A match made in heaven then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:07, Reply)
You can tempt him out from time to time with treats

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Cocktail sausages?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:11, Reply)
peanuts

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:12, Reply)
A well thumbed copy of a 1980's razzle plucked from a hedgerow is his favouite

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)
What about some modern pron?
Zombie anal one-legged dwarf monthly.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)
+3D

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)
From Massive Attack? He's a paedo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Nah he's old skool

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)
If you're lucky.
And he isn't obsessed with the poo poo.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Is this post about the TellyTubbies?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)
The IQ levels are quite low around these parts, sometimes things have to be broken down a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:51, Reply)

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