i really should watch the news
all I hear about news is on here and it's beginning to sound like the world is falling apart
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not all of it
Just that section of it that produces most of the world's oil. I expect America will invade somebody soon.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)

blimey
so, this is totally a big deal then. I'll watch the news this evening sometime, might even help with the pub quiz
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Don't worry, it's just a bunch of Africans banging their spears together.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)

crazy forrins

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)

*something about Robby Box*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)

eh?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Played by Ray Brooks!
Ahh. Remember when he won the Dagon Club?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I knew you wouldn't let me down.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Bucks-Fizz-theme-tune-tastic!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Every time I put the news on it always seems to be when the local news is on,
and all I hear is people moaning about how their favourite shop has closed because of the greedy bankers who started the recession.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:31, Reply)

And at the end of it they'll say "oh, and there's a war on in such a place goodnight"

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:33, Reply)

'Bongo-bongo-istan'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Someone hit me on the head in Bongo-Bongo
I woke up with slight percussion.

Yes, I know, I'm leaving
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Jeff, I've made the best joke of my career up there ^
and I've got nothing. Nothing, Jeff. Not a fucking flicker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)

I'll go and have a look Monty.
I'll do it now.

EDIT: Fantastic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Well praise the Lord!
I was beginning to question my own sanity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)

it's OK, I suppose
but not clicking material
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)

It's top of the popular page you vainglorious prick

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Well that's a little bit strong.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I quite agree
It wasn't THAT funny.

I actually did consider the word "prick" to be a tad much but to be honest it just works really nicely in conjunction with "vainglorious".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Vainglorious bastard
would have been better. Film pun, you see.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Good point
However that film is from the last 18 months, so Monty won't have seen it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I have, actually.
It really was fucking shit.

I quite like some of Tarantino's films but he is even worse than Pegg/Frost for the 'knowing references' shit and I hate him for it. Self-consciously 'cult' = wank.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I actually haven't
which massively undermines my previous croissanty attitude
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)

It's very poor indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)

That's very disappointing to hear
Reviews I've heard have been spectacularly mixed, to date
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)

like the film
it's like 2 films jammed into one. That might be his clever point, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:00, Reply)

I felt it wanted to be Kelly's Heroes etc
and failed but fair play to him for trying to recreate a good genre. Much like Kill Bill failed to be a number of much better Chinese films, but again fair enough for having a go.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Basterd

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Not the original

( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Yeah, that's the place

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)