i only talk about shit sex
but the last question is definitely true. if there's one thing all young men should know, it's: we don't like them TOO big and we don't like you to bang away for TOO long. everything in some form of moderation please, kthxbai.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm totally with you on that sista
I always make sure my lady is comfortable and having a good time.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)

SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Yes I fucking know this
I'm starting to get sad with you and Labs constantly telling me this.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

you should get a different hair cut
I have and she fucking loves it. so does your mum
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

it won't change his personality though will it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

depends how much they take off

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I totally got a haircut
trimmed nice and short, and I shaved under my balls too.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I got a haircut the other day
the woman cutting it was so hot it is untrue. Meant I didn't mind that somehow it took A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Not me though right?
Because I'm awesome. Lab on the other hand...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Do you want a lift to BGBs bash?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Depends, are you going to leave me at a service station somewhere?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Maybe
We'll play Stobart with you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Are you taking Mrs Al?
I was going to cram in a car with wooks, lusty, clendrix and labs chins but he's on a diet so I'm scared he may eat me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Yes Mrs Al is coming too
so you can take great pleasure in telling me that she's better than me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)