So I had crappy service from one of the delivery people that Amazon use
and have spent some time bitching about this on the Amazon forum here:
www.amazon.co.uk/tag/deals/forum/ref=cm_cd_tfp_ef_tft_tp?_encoding=UTF8&cdForum=Fx1DEIHNWYF5SA9&cdThread=Tx1A9GFNUAIDZ&displayType=tagsDetail

Now, there is this one bloke, Marcus who seems to take great umbrage at people complaining and seems to go to the thread all the time to tell people to stop whinging.

The reason I'm telling you all this is that he is really pissing me off and I was wondering if anyone here had the spare time to go on the forum and tell him to stop whinging. For no other reason than it would make me laugh.

If you fancy finding out where he lives and shitting through his letter box then that would be even better.

Not that I let people on the internet piss me off you understand :)

(oh, I'm Pip Bin on there BTW)

Edit Atl Q: Today I have had the car serviced, been to the doctors, built a flat pack chest of drawers and painted them. Shall I do nothing at all tomorrow? Or what are you planning on doing?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:48, 127 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

words

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Too many words
I understand, I'm not so pissed off now, he's still a knob though.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)

'Tis a lot of words, but what I gather is that the service in Devon is terrific and everybody else is whinger

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)

and he is a cock end
he gives his real name, he shouldn't be so hard to track down.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Or, "I'm a let you finish, but Devon has the best delivery people ever"

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:21, Reply)

And the rest of you are just
complaining about nothing.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:24, Reply)

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF WHINGERS Heh heh heh
He really doesn't like anyone having a pop at hdnl does he?
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Not at all
It's fun to wind him up and watch him go.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)

I'm not trawling through 50 pages of replies
can't you link to the juicy ones?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)

He seems to pop up here
www.amazon.co.uk/tag/deals/forum/ref=cm_cd_pg_pg39?_encoding=UTF8&cdForum=Fx1DEIHNWYF5SA9&cdPage=39&cdSort=oldest&cdThread=Tx1A9GFNUAIDZ&displayType=tagsDetail
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I feel I should step in here
and say that delivery people in Devon are just as shit as everywhere else. Particularly HDNL.

edit: I should also add. How fucking tedious. I've read some of those comments and it has made me cut myself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

obvious strikethrough is obvious
delivery
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I won't disagree

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I really hope that you run Marcus off the internet
Perhaps he'll kill himself due to the furore of organised internet hatred against him. With any luck his frumpy wife and disfigured child will be pushed into a life of destitution on a Council sink estate.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Oh I hope this happens.
This would definitely be my preferred outcome.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)

you two are such a pair of sweethearts
it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I always make you feel warm and fuzzy inside
you see my name and your all "God Damn my vagina is so wet and fizzy right now, I wish I actually bothered to go to one of those things he kept inviting me too so I could actually meet him"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

how can i have this reaction to your name when you keep changing it?
my poor little minge cannot keep up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Your minge can never keep up
with the veritable plethora of new cock passing through it each day.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)

i fucking wish, jeff/al
i fucking wish.

well actually i'm not complaining right now. but you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)

OMG YOU GOT SOME COCK!?
Was it good? Was it a "good size"? Or was it actually a good size? Do you prefer more length or girth? Did he last a long time? Did you get a bit bored towards the end and think "I wish he's just finish"?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:27, Reply)

i only talk about shit sex
but the last question is definitely true. if there's one thing all young men should know, it's: we don't like them TOO big and we don't like you to bang away for TOO long. everything in some form of moderation please, kthxbai.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I'm totally with you on that sista
I always make sure my lady is comfortable and having a good time.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)

SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Yes I fucking know this
I'm starting to get sad with you and Labs constantly telling me this.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

you should get a different hair cut
I have and she fucking loves it. so does your mum
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

it won't change his personality though will it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

depends how much they take off

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I totally got a haircut
trimmed nice and short, and I shaved under my balls too.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I got a haircut the other day
the woman cutting it was so hot it is untrue. Meant I didn't mind that somehow it took A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Not me though right?
Because I'm awesome. Lab on the other hand...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Do you want a lift to BGBs bash?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Depends, are you going to leave me at a service station somewhere?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Maybe
We'll play Stobart with you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Are you taking Mrs Al?
I was going to cram in a car with wooks, lusty, clendrix and labs chins but he's on a diet so I'm scared he may eat me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Yes Mrs Al is coming too
so you can take great pleasure in telling me that she's better than me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Did you hear the gossip though Swipey?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)

which bit?
i know much gossip, but how do i know if i know the bit you're talking about until you tell me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)

The bit my name refers to.
What else do you know then? Gaz me something juicy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I would like to know how you've come to this conclusion?
I'm fairly sure I would have noticed if I'd had sex with Jeff.
(berk, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Chompy on the other hand....

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

He's like a shadow

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Until he rohypnols you
Then he's like a bear on a trampoline
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

All paws, claws and flattening

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

*voms up rice and jalapeno dinner*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

*guffaw*
it's funny because he's a rapist whose MO is to use chemicals to render his victims unconcious
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

hmmm
is this the rape meme? or are you implying that he has a pointless little cock which is so small and withered that she didn't notice? it can't be that she has a cavernous glistening maw of a vag, as that would be a bit hypocritical.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Yeah, you would have thought so wouldn't you
so, either he's a bit small, or you're a bit loose.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Or it's a little from column A
And a little from column B
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I do my kegels, ta, no chip up the motorway for me.

(berk, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

fizzy?
I don't even want to think of the possibilities that could cause such a symptom. I should probably stop reading QOTW.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

al likes to shove berocca up his arse
he then judges everyone by his own standards.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

The wackiest thing I get up to
is sprinkling Tabasco sauce on my chips.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

well if you're SURE you didn't shag your sister??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Pretty sure, although what does that have to do with me chips?

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)

best picture ever
www.oneinchpunch.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/honda-motogp-rider.jpg
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

It's like he stopped for a rest halfway round
He's propping up his head on his elbow.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

He's doing it wrong
Very, very wrong.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:27, Reply)

woo!
penguin!
yeah!
well alright!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Alright Swipey
What's the craic in Londontown?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

skived the gym
feeling fat and guilty... :(

you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Spending most of my spare time doing very little
Meeting up with Kaol in couple of weekends time. I see from earlier that you were in Bristol at the weekend and didn't bother letting me know. Fo' shame.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)

but you're not in bristol
that would have meant crossing into wales, and, you know, they might not have let me back into london. it's a sacrifice i would normally have made for you, but i had plans for sunday night...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I'm only about an hour away
Keep meaning to meet up with others in that region at some point, and utterly failing to do anything about it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)

sounds like me in london
are you coming to the july bash? if not, why not?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Obvious question here:
What July bash?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)

MINE AND RAKKY'S
CHECK OUT THE CALENDAR
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)

You're such hard work dammit
Give me a minute to find and read it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Well, DUH!
Has Rakky shrunk at all? Because if not I'm going to have to start practising walking in the old Cubans again, and the last time time I wore them I snapped my Achilles tendon stepping off a kerb.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Just crane your neck
and accept that you will never be able to look down her top.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I wouldn't do that.
Happily married, Jeff, happily married.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:04, Reply)

I'm not jeff

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Aw, bollocks, you're not.
Stop changing your name, Derek.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Right Swipe
I've signed up. Happy now?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:09, Reply)

The bash in July
you should come, I'm going to be there, so will Rakky. Rakky is awesome. Sadly Swipey will also be there, but you can probably ignore her.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:57, Reply)

July you say?
I wouldn't have guessed that bit.

Avoiding Swipe may be an issue, since she seems to want me to go.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:58, Reply)

*sigh*
me to go my cock
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I thought she was spoken for these days?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:03, Reply)

3 blocks b3ta. This is highly, HIGHLY annoying.
Seriously, what's up with that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)

what, what and what?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I've emailed them. I might be missing something by disabling blocked sites or something
jelly.b3ta works, so I'll be using that for the time being. It just means I can't use the app.

SERIOUSLY GUYS I HATE MY PHONE NOW
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Is it an iPhone?
Because if it is then you deserve it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

You tell them TEEGEEBEE

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

*hi fives*
So how are you Al? We never chat any more. Mainly because I hate you but a little because I'm busy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I'm good thanks
I need to sort out getting chartered status, which will involve a lot of my spare time being spent writing an essay.

How is life in the plumbing industry?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

We sold a £500 toilet today

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)

That's a lot for a toilet
Did it wipe your bum for you?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:57, Reply)

No but it does play
Baby got back when you sit down
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Sounds awesome

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I mostly support this
Partly because angry Badger is fun.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

There is an iphone
app for such situations.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

:(
Just downloaded the polaroid app for my iPhone. Lulz.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

*strikes you off the list of people I like*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

that means
you have a blank piece of paper by now, surely
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I like Clendrix

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

fair enough
i'm in such a grouchy monday gym skiving guilt mood that it's 1 more than my list, frankly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I ate a whole pizza.
No remorse!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)

i had one for lunch
damn pizza express.

i'd bump fists with you, but mine are too buried in lard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)

lard my mimsy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)

She does love fisting herself

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)

only with both at once

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Are you standing on the moral-htc-ground?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)

No because I don't have one after it was STOLEN
I now have a phone that makes calls and I can text with. Sometimes I can go online with it but it's really slow
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Stolen?
See, London really is good for nothing. Damn good for nothing London.

Has it stopped being windier than a fat man's lavatory yet?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)

:( :( :( :( :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)

brought it on yourself

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I've not seen Wookiee on here today
I was looking forward to the withering glare transmitted through the internet.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)

He's off work this week
He will be sleeping and playing crack in shifts
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I'll miss his little moleface.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)

hahahah
I mean, you're mean
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)

you mean, I'm awesome.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Yes, debatable

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I'm sadfacing even more now.
Don't make my retarded choice of technology count against me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I'll probably have forgiven you by tomorrow

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)

And for that, my darling, I shall be eternally grateful.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:04, Reply)

*double sigh*
playing + with his
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:03, Reply)

FUCK THEM RIGHT UP THE ARSE!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

that's your answer to everything!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

It usually works
It worked with you didn't it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

yes
that's why you and i are in such perfect harmony and never ever argue and think the same about everything
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)

orange does it to me periodically, too.
can't you fiddle with the settings?
(berk, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I have no idea
I'm not sure what it does yet, but it's pretty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

The phone company 3?
Really, that is massively bent.
If you want to look at the likes of this filth then that's up to you.
Are there any parental controls you can turn off?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Out of order, too, I'd say.
And for a network that prides itself on being for mobile internet, it's very irritating.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I used to be with 3 a couple of years ago
and I could look at b3ta then.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I hope it gets its act together.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Laters everyone

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:12, Reply)