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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When it comes to matters of executing crap pop stars I'm more than happy to trust youHowever, having studiously ignored UB40 for most of my adult life I very much doubt I could identify them if they spilled my pint (a crime punishable by death in itself, of course). Fancy a trip to Birmingham?
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Not getting very far with this are we?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:57,
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NoWe are not. On the upside, it's passed half an hour reasonably pleasantly. However I have now had too much Relentless and can feel an almighty dump brewing. Just thought I'd share.
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Don't forget to quote the length of your stool.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:01,
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I'm not taking a tape measure to the bogsTook me fucking ages to fish it out last time
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Don't be so bloody sillyHow am I supposed to measure a shite with my mouth?
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surely you've had enough experience sucking cockthat you can fairly accurately judge length and girth?
also: good morning
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:16,
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Morning you flangemonkeyThe other problem with your suggestion is that after this much caffeine I seriously doubt my effluent will retain the firmness and consistancy of a cock
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that is a fair pointyou will have to measure volume in that case.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:22,
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