Paolo Di Canio
Alt: Only ONE? Can I have one weapon of choice instead? And is it considered bad taste to wipe out a TV charity telethon, killing thousands of innocent people in the process with said weapon (A NUCLEAR FUCKING BOMB) just so I can kill Len Goodman, Michael McIntrye, Jamie Oliver, Russell Brand, James Corden, Bruce Forsyth, Tess Daly and Chris Hollins in one fell swoop?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've actually got quite a lot of respect for Jamie Oliver, even if he does irritate the hell out of me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

yeah, I think he's alright
and it amuses me the way he says "and a splash of olive oil" before pouring a whole bottle over everything
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Have you ever played the Jamie Oliver drinking game?
Every time he uses olive oil, you drink spirits for as long as he pours.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

christ
I don't have that kind of tolerance any more
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I will play this at some point, I'm determined!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Me too
but not as much as when he says 'wazz it all together', blissfully unaware that the word means to urinate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

have you heard the Cassette Boy Jamie Oliver thing?
it's amazingly funny. Particularly the bit where it says "I'm going to whack my old man right up his alley"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I think that's one of his best

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

it almost brings a tear of laughter to my eye just remembering it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Linky please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

am horribly restricted on the internet while on secondment
you could probably youtube it.

cassetteboy - joliver
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I must remember to look at that when not at work
Thanks for the tip
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Cheers mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRLqLACXFC8
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

GARLIC PRESSER ! GARLIC PRESSER ! OH GOD, MY LOVELY GARLIC PRESSER !
I really like him, but I'm pretty sure in _every_ eppisode of "30 minutes" he mentions his garlic presser.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

that's because it is a time saving device
the show is aimed to prove to idiots that you can make nice food and healthy food in a short time, and inexpensively. They need the point rammed home.

Like Al's mum.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Oh, so have I
I think it's fantastic that he's using his celebrity for a decent cause, it'd be much easier for him to not bother. He's still an ugly fat-tongued cunt though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Not at all
They'll only be raising some money for a complete waste of time anyway.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Thank you
Now if I could just have those launch codes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

*gazzes*

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Comic Relief's coming up
Try to keep Russell Howard away from it, I like him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

If I had any sway over the TV comedy scene
It would look a lot different. So, even though I agree with you, I can't promise anything.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

In my head, you're saying this in the style of Dick Emery

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)