She should be heated and compressed until she becomes a diamond that can pay off her debt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

ooh i like this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

All criminal punishments should contain some sense of irony

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I like this
I think there's enormous mileage to be had here. Like anyone caught speeding has to stand at the side of the motorway holding a camera. We'd all love a GATSO who feels pain.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

that's a great idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Thank you
Start a thread about it, Apey
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

start your own fucking thread

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Who the fuck's talking to you, boy?
/Brick Top
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

you fucking prat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I'm off to watch Snatch Wars again

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

It's OK, I've sorted it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Why the fuck did I just Google that postcode?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)