A short while ago, I had to run onto the train in Macclesfield, as I was running late. Ergo, no ticket.
The inspector comes round, and asks for tickets, so I buy one off him, knowing it's emptying that account. I get to Manchester, and they check my ticket, before refusing to let me through, as my ticket was only to Stockport. (Yes, I know, I should have checked)

The guy on the gate is being a tosser, as I admit I can't pay on my card (my card with money on it is Visa Electron, which they can't take), he decides I'm therefore a ticket dodger, and leads me to a rather pretty girl, to help me out. I make it clear I'm willing to pay, all I need to do is walk to the cash point (20 metres away, in full view).

She is called away, so pulls in a very scary looking guy (About 6 foot 7, I would imagine), to whom I tell my story as well. He begrudgingly allows me to go to the cash point, so I go there, and come back with the money for the ticket. He looks at me, looks at the money, smiles and says 'Have a good day, Sir', before turning his back, letting me off with the ticket. Fucking win!

Alt: *censored*, Aberaccion, Lampito (What? She likes to punch people when drunk, and I know I'm not her favourite person.)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Too slow, I saw who you said before censoring.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Tbh, I've censored it because no matter who I wrote, they'd find it freaky
So I thought I'd save her trouble
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I won't tell her

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Cheers

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Who was it?
We need to know.*

*We know it was Applebite
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

He wrote Applebite
but he was thinking Amberl
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)

mber
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

The way I look right now
I wouldn't do me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
:(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

HAHA
He's got a special laminated picture of you for those 'special' times that you now share together
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

This is also quite handy for when he blubs all over it, imagining that one day you'll be together foreverrrrrrrrrr

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I just threw up a little bit.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

He dreams about
arguing with you over which one of you gets to wear the dress for the wedding
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)

And which MCR song to walk down the aisle to.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

He would have Green Day as the first dance
but he would have to stop halfway through as he was crying so much.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I thought that was your wedding?
Only you were crying, as it was the most exercise you'd done in years?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)

SAVLON TIME !!1111!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Top bullying
He'll be reaching for the Green Day when he gets back home, to accompany his self harm session.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

It wasn't you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

It wasn't her.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)