You sound like a kid listing off pokemon moves.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:11, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Gonz
being with a woman is all about ticking off the moves. They grade you on the number of different positions you can fit in before you squirt on their pillow.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

The Karma Sutra is like a Prima Strategy Guide for a Street Fighter game
Down, down-right, right + heavy punch = flawless victory.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

it's like std's
gotta catch em all! well except aids, I hear that's a bit shit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

EEOW
what's the reverse of a paedo?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)

As in you hate kids?
Paedophobe I guess. Or paedophage if you REALLY don't like them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Or REALLY like them

( Kroney, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Paedophobe from friends, as a kid.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

no, i meant a horny kid
vile image
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Applebite?

( Kroney, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Ohhh
You want "Teenager" then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow
sweaty spotty fetid things
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I agree

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I sometimes cringe
at the way I was when I was a teenager, if there was any chance of seeing some tits when I was on a beach or camping by a river. I thought I was being really subtle but I bet I was just staring open mouthed and desperately trying not to touch myself.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I thank God I was not a teen during these times of prolific mobilephone and Internet usage

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Haha me too
Did you ever invest in mirrored sunglasses?
( Kroney, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Oh yes
the wraparound ones. Nobody was going to see that whilst I appeared to be staring intently at that rock cliff, or sandcastle, I was actually looking out of the corner of my eye at the middle aged french woman who might or might not be about to take off her bikini top to reveal a pair of saggy tits.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

*firm handshake*

( Kroney, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)