I don't get it The Resident Loon either.
I mean, it's not like you have to read his posts, I've not read a single one by him, I just tried to read that new one 'cus of the attention it got on here, got up to a load of words begining with 'b' that was a euphanisum for his penis, and thought "Fuck that" and came straight back here to tell you that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hi!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:23, Reply)

OH HAI MONTIEZ !
OH BOI BOI, I R OFF OME INNIT BRUV GUVNA INNIT.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)

WIKED MAIT/ L8RZ

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)

It may be a cultural thing.
I have gotten used to reading Britspeak and have gotten used to the strange euphemisms that appear on the QOTW for various things, so usually I glance over them and translate them to English in my head and keep going. It makes them easier to read, somehow. Not just his posts, but all of them.

It's a bit weird, though- the people who are popular and get a lot of votes on a recurring basis seem to draw a lot of ire. First Legless, then Pooflake, then SpankyHanky... I guess I just have a higher tolerance for wordy posts than most.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I have no problem with wordy.
But I have no truck with turdy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I am struggling to overlook your allusion
that "Britspeak" and English aren't one and the same thing.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)

They aren't.
One of the two doesn't exist.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Arriving at the same point from different directions.

( Kroney, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Well...
until I came to this site I had never encountered "todger", "mimsy", "spam purse" or any of the other dozens of odd phrases used for anatomical bits or various sex acts. Since I've been here I've learned a lot about rhyming slang and the other oddities that infest British English that the rest of the English speaking world don't seem to bother with. It takes a lot of effort to translate it, frankly. So Spanky's terminology is not much of a stretch for me to understand and translate.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)

'until I came to this site I had never encountered "todger"'
Not what I've heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Pooflake is a punning genius.
I have no beef with Pooflake.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I've always hated joining sevrel swear words or animals together to form a new swear, like "Aligator shitcunt" and "Wanking Rhyno Bumfarts".
I find it really unimaginative, like Might Boosh, lolrandom and lolwaki isn't my cup of tea.

I don't mind wordy as long as the words add something to the story, and I find meaningless similies that are written just for the sake of fille, dull.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Agreed.
"badger twunts" is not an effective swearword. Not like "fucking cunts" is.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Yes, and yes once again for emphasis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I am totally coming up on my paracetamol, that must be why I'm so on your wavelength this afternoon.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Listen out for the backwards sitar music.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I feel precisely the same way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

as do I
if it rolls off the tongue then perhaps fair enough, but they usually don't
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:52, Reply)

You should change your band name to
'Wanking Rhyno Bumfarts'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)