That makes you:
a) 16-18 years old;
b) a velour-wearing, real-ale-drinking member of the folk scene; or
c) fairly dull
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:25, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

b) YES!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:26, Reply)

d) all of the above

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Would you like to have an affair with me?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Can we sit around post-coitally slagging off The Beatles and Arcade fucking Fire?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Yes, yes we can.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Excellent.
However, due to an alarming number of Boyces in my family, I'm wary of doing a Bert.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Don't worry - it's not my real name!!!11!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:33, Reply)

*Monty in made up Internet name shocker*
Grand. We're good to go. I'll bring the bile and you bring the rage. Venom makes the best lube.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)

So true.
*sighs contentedly*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I don't think I own any velour
other than a patch on some old jeans, and I don't think I qualify as part of the folk scene. But I do like real ale.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:33, Reply)

That's the English version.
The US version would be "do you go to Ren Fairs"?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Only one
and that's because it's one of the country's biggest and is a great laugh. I never bother with the smaller local ones, but I do love the Maryland one, especially as it's in the fall when the weather is gorgeous.

But I do play guitar and like to go camping...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)

nowt wrong with guitar and camping

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)