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My 15" black rubber cock.
Chicken.
My 15" black rubber cock.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:19,
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Oh man, mine's only 12"
Wait, are we talking length or diameter?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:20,
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This isn't rubber-cock Top Trumps Lab, don't worry.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:21,
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You can probably buy Sex Toy Top Trumps
"Ok, I'll chooooose... girth! 6 inches"
"Ha! 6.5! Hand it over!"
"Damn, should have gone for motor speed settings"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:30,
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I used to work for a sex toy wholesaler
We used to sell a dildo called Mr.Universe, it was bigger than an upturned pint glass...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:22,
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my god! is there a market
for people who want to stretch their bits?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:30,
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It was for chaps...
I'm scarred for life
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:32,
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I didn't think it mattered
what hole they went in, isn't it just marketing, you know pink ones for girls, brown ones for boys
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:37,
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These came in black or red and packaged with pictures of gayers on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:39,
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But it's for shoving up your Ronson presumably
so unless you've got eyes in the back of your head, I'm not sure of the point of having pictures on it.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:45,
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On the packaging...
The first thing i ever said to the owner of that comapny was, "Excuse me, but you seem to have cock ring stuck to your foot..."
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:50,
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Himjim has shown me things I wish I had never seen.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:39,
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Nothing shocks me anymore...........sadly.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:40,
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Oh, I was shocked. And disturbed.
At both the products and the prices. Spending serious dolla on a restraint table? What's wrong with silk scarfs and a bed with rails?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:42,
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He's told me about some things that have made me feel actually ill
and I thought I was no longer shockable.
'The Pride of Amsterdam', for example.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:41,
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Now, I'll have to ask him about that.
I've not seen him in tiiiiiime. Love that boy.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:42,
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What does he do for a living?
Or is he just a pervert?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:46,
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Coding for a bummer-equipment site I think.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:11,
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