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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My 15" black rubber cock.
Chicken.
My 15" black rubber cock.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Oh man, mine's only 12"
Wait, are we talking length or diameter?
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)
This isn't rubber-cock Top Trumps Lab, don't worry.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)
You can probably buy Sex Toy Top Trumps
"Ok, I'll chooooose... girth! 6 inches"
"Ha! 6.5! Hand it over!"
"Damn, should have gone for motor speed settings"
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)
I used to work for a sex toy wholesaler
We used to sell a dildo called Mr.Universe, it was bigger than an upturned pint glass...
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)
my god! is there a market
for people who want to stretch their bits?
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)
It was for chaps...
I'm scarred for life
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)
I didn't think it mattered
what hole they went in, isn't it just marketing, you know pink ones for girls, brown ones for boys
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)
These came in black or red and packaged with pictures of gayers on

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)
But it's for shoving up your Ronson presumably
so unless you've got eyes in the back of your head, I'm not sure of the point of having pictures on it.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)
On the packaging...
The first thing i ever said to the owner of that comapny was, "Excuse me, but you seem to have cock ring stuck to your foot..."
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Himjim has shown me things I wish I had never seen.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Nothing shocks me anymore...........sadly.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Oh, I was shocked. And disturbed.
At both the products and the prices. Spending serious dolla on a restraint table? What's wrong with silk scarfs and a bed with rails?
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)
He's told me about some things that have made me feel actually ill
and I thought I was no longer shockable.

'The Pride of Amsterdam', for example.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Now, I'll have to ask him about that.
I've not seen him in tiiiiiime. Love that boy.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)
What does he do for a living?
Or is he just a pervert?
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Coding for a bummer-equipment site I think.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

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