A tank-driving session?
Hot-air balloon ride? (Although that is dependent on the weather, so perhaps not).
A day out shooting (with clays if they're squeamish) with a top-notch picnic?
Something outside during the day, followed by a wine-tasting evening?

Alt alt: Aurora on Lexington Street in Soho. Or Amici on Kennington Lane.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

TANK!
WANT TANK
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

T W
T T K W
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

hahaha
too easy!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Yes I am

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I am exceptionally proud of that strikethrough
because in my head you're a duck with a masturbation fixation.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

As far as original insults go,
this takes the biscuit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

The wanky ducky biscuit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Hey look everybody it's The Empress!
How's you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Hey hey, it's the Empress, everyone says she monkeys around,
but she's too busy working, to spend much time on OT these days.

Damn, it almost fits to the tune...Am good cheers - got a new job, have gone back to being a bit of a lurker here, occasionally popping out the woodwork to post.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I hear you, I'm not really supposed to be here either.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I would say at least two thirds of us on here
are meant to be working, not dicking around ONLINE.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Uh huh
Though I'm multi-tasking, working while trawling here and editing Kanye West pics to insult Monty with.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I don't have any actual work to do, don't be daft.
I'm supposed to be weaning myself off the internet. You can see how well that's going.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Ha! I've been saying I'll do that for ages now
it's not going very well either.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I didn't even go into work today
I made an executive decision. Tomorrow instead. Still, I should be doing something more useful than dicking about online
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Same!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

because of some of the stuff I do
there are times when models are running which aren't really long enough to get into other work, but are too long to just do nothing. I do try not to go on b3ta too much though. but I fail.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

This^^
When both machines are running scripts there's little I can do, so I'm on here whilst also researching things.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Same
sometimes I just have nothing to do, and I know I should be doing something more constructive than arsing about on here or bbcgoodfood, but I never ever do.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I just find the internet so damn addictive!

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Exactly.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I don't like it
but I find conversation with the reprobates on here to be quite stimulating.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)