Advice please
Last night I was deemed the appropriate person to organise my father-in-law's stag do. Ms Foxtrot's Dad and Stepmum are finally getting hitched this summer and apparently I have to organise the pre-emptive celebrations. I am absolutely buggered if I know what to do, but strip clubs are right out.

Does anyone have any suggestions as to what a 56-year-old veterinary surgeon and environmental activist might enjoy doing, alongside several similarly-aged and -employed fellows, plus myself and the other sons-in-law who are all around my age?

Alt: Best place in the UK to live
Also Alt: Best restaurant you've ever been to
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:18, 182 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My 15" black rubber cock.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

*joins Monty's lols*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Oi oi boobs.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Hallo Ma!
How's the you-know-what?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I heard she's dribbling and mispronouncing everything.
Just like old times.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Nothing ever changes

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:47, Reply)

*dribbles*
Yeah, Noel's right - I talk like a dribbling Mong anyway ;o)
It's a bit SWOLLEN around the SHAFT, other than that it's fine and dandy \:D/
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Glad to hear it!
The BALL's not RUBBING on the roof of your mouth is it?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Actually, that BALL is fine,
it's the BOTTOM one that's RUBBING on my frenulum :/
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Sorry to hear that
It'll be reet in a few days :)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Nyourghnnnnmmmthmp!
*dribbles*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

i have your dvd with me today!
i remembered.

15 years late.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

*feels rather light-headed*
I bet it was the fridge that reminded you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

tragically not
i haven't been near my fridge in days, i have been getting home at 1am and falling into bed, then straight out again at about 7am.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

No worries mate, there's no rush honestly, it's just comical ribbing you about it occasionally.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

h u m p h

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

if I know what to do, but strip clubs are right out. by half a rugby team on a nightly basis.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

what kind of idiot would think that you are the appropriate person?
not because you are you, but because you are near half his age and not one of his mates. I find that massively stupid. Surely his best man should be doing it?

Alt: South West clearly.
Alt^2: Argentinian steakhouse in Barcelona. Fucking magnificent.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Apparently I'm more fun than any of his mates
and he hasn't chosen a Best Man yet. He's considering asking Ms Foxtrot, who's his eldest. Not joking.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)

what a bunch of losers

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Mecha-lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

What's with this mecha-lol?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I don't know.
I just took the idea from Mecha-Godzilla and ran with it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I like it
shows an extra level of lolz
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

table top role playing
alt: not here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Wine tasting,
real ale tasting.

They can pretend to be cultured while getting pissed.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Now they sound like good plans
For the reasons that Chompy said.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)

This is a genuinely brilliant idea
Thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

1. Dogging
2. London
3. Tayyabs

NEXT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

winner

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

First of all I'd like to thank God,
I'd like to thank my parents, my beautiful wife...and the Academy for making this a night I shall never forget.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)

*smirks*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

That's fucking superb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

The best bellend IN THE WORLD!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

YES

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Pfft!
www.thestagcompany.com/stag-party-activities/
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Do one of those activity days
Quad biking, clay pigeon shooting, paint balling...that sort of thing.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

How active are they?
Maybe a day doing go-karting or something similar? A classic pub crawl for afters, then the oldies can drop out when they wish.

Alt: I really like the Cotswolds and the small villages near me, very picturesque.
Also Alt: P Kitchin in Bangkok. It doesn't look like much, but the food was probably the best I've ever eaten. In the UK, it'd be between Omar's in Bradford, and Tayyab's.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)

They are surprisingly robust for their age
so I can see this being a good idea
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I took my Dad paintballing when he was 58, and he loved it
But that might not be for everyone. I'd agree with Chompy here, an ale and wine testing sort of idea?

Alt: I'd say Todmorden, I was only there overnight, but I just really liked the look of the place
Alt Alt: It was in Lanzarote, can't remember the name for the life of me. I had Seared swordfish in a white wine cream sauce, best meal of my life.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

paintball teabagg

up the 'sultan'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Up the 'sultan' ing?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Yup. Do you have a problem with that?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Not at all, I just thought 'Sultana' would be more appropriate for a man of his stature.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

seconded for winetasting
and the southwest

and a spot in Gondar in Ethiopia which served the best njera along with spicy stew with cold beer



offtopic: and is it just me or is hotmail fucked at the moment?
( zulu eh?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

It's just you
Loads up fine here.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

arse
thats annoying
( zulu eh?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

aah
fixed now
( zulu eh?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

omg offtopic

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Hang about
is that why this part of B3ta is called OffTopic?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

You're a retard.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

You're a cunt
And not even a witty and charming one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)

And not even
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

If it's in the summer, hire a boat and sail about drinking
London is by far the best place to live in the UK.

Aubrey Restaurant and Bar at The Kensington Hotel is fantastic.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

good plan - could hire a canal boat, do a leisurely pub crawl etc

( zulu eh?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)

This is a top idea
He's very keen on waterways and the like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Hire fifteen jetskis and fire them up and down the Grand Union Canal terrorising swans and making other boaters drop their fillet mignon into their Pimms.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

way sport
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Epic fail

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)

seconded

( zulu eh?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Oops.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I question your definition of epic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Coming from anyone else it would only be a fail
Live by flawless typing skills, die by flawless typing skills
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

This isn't relevant
But today's SMBC made me laugh.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Hahaha
It's funny because it's true
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

there's a nice vineyard somewhere near the Cotswolds
where you do a day of winetasting, then the whole group get a dining room to themselves, have a meal and drink the wines they've chosen that day. I did it on a hen weekend.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Worth knowing
I like this idea but have no idea about venues and the like, thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I'll try and find out from the girl who organised the weekend.
We stayed in a nice house, but she doesn't usually allow stags or hens. We impressed her with our credentials and the fact that we all went to finishing school. Ahem.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Three Choirs Vinyard?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)

DARTH, THIS ONE! ^
Well done Tugs!
You can stay there too www.three-choirs-vineyards.co.uk/index.php?page=accommodation
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I did good.
*beams like a mong*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Traditional strikethrough:
a l
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

And linkage too
You guys spoil me. Thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

clay pigeon shooting
and dinner in a country restaurant?

cheese and wine tasting?

best place in the uk - totally depends how old you are and what you like to do! london has been brilliant for me and i've made the most of being kensington girl about town, but at some point i will be nailing my high heels to the wall and returning to a beautiful cottage up in beautiful cheshire.

best restaurant - argh that's hard. i do love "the old bore" in ripponden, amazing pub. esp their lemon curd and jammy dodger ice cream.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Thought you lived in Hammershit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

NO
i do not. that is just the shitty council. i live at the western end of high street kensington.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Anywhere near Universal's HQ?
My best pal works there and he's always asking me over there for beer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

pretty near there aye!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Maybe you'd meet us for a beer/some weird vegetarian drink one night?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

vodka??
done!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Are you implying that her make up is so bad she looks like micky mouse and therfore lives in Universal Studios: Olando, Florida ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Basically, Gonz, yes I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

*cries*
*re-reads*

*cries some more*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I always imagined you in a flat above the King Street Mall...
Easy access to primark!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

feck orf

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

feck orf!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

feck orf!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Yeah, just like I only operate under Norfolk council rules to preserve my UK citizenship
and actually live in Paris
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I don't fucking know what your 56 year old stepdad might enjoy doing
Apparently, since he's chosen you, he enjoys watching the Chippendales in the Pink Flamingo club with a rousing round of Woo Woos afterwards.

Alt: Dunno, but I want to move West. Bristol would be nice. I am pre-ordering a pizza.

Alt Alt: Savoy had the best food, but I thought the building was rather gaudy.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Bristol is nice

( zulu eh?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Yeah, I'm a fan of that whole area right up to Gloucester.
It's handy for going for drives in the Welsh hills without actually having to live in Wales.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

yup
close to the climbing and biking as well
( zulu eh?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Tell them they are going paintballing but spike their coffee with Acid.
Once it kicks in they should be easily persuaded to man-the-fuck-up and partake in the traditional alcohol, drugs and strippers binge.
(Take lots of pictures for future bribery japes.)
Edit
Alt 1 - Buckingham Palace, great place for a squat.
Alt 2 - Sushi Samba.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Lovely idea
For some reason the prospect of being able to say to my girlfriend's father "I'm really very keen on the idea of marrying your daughter, but let's finish the discussion after I've paid this stranger to take her clothes off for me" fills me with dread.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

If you have pictures of said lady* sucking him off...
...he will do what he is fucking told.
*Stripper that is - not his daughter/your good lady.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Excellent idea
Oh, except that he's got no problem with the idea of marriage, it's her that needs convincing. Understandably
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Head west
Cider tasting here www.bristolciderhouse.co.uk/Tasting.htm

Followed by a meal here www.casamiarestaurant.co.uk/

If that isn't enough, then after the cider tasting, have a fight with a tramp to break the weekend up a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

deemed the appropriate person to organise my father-in-law's stag do. Ms Foxtrot's Dad and Stepmum are finally getting hitched this summer and apparently I have to organise the pre-emptive celebrations. I am
if I know what to do, but strip clubs are right out.
plus myself and the other sons-in-law who are all around my age?
without resorting to buggery?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Too much effort
Didn't read
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

in summary
"last night I was absolutely buggered"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Well worth the effort you put into it, eh

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Shooting
Walking
Canal Boats
etc
alt 1 = Bristol
alt 2 = Annies in Ireland.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

A tank-driving session?
Hot-air balloon ride? (Although that is dependent on the weather, so perhaps not).
A day out shooting (with clays if they're squeamish) with a top-notch picnic?
Something outside during the day, followed by a wine-tasting evening?

Alt alt: Aurora on Lexington Street in Soho. Or Amici on Kennington Lane.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)

TANK!
WANT TANK
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

T W
T T K W
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

hahaha
too easy!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Yes I am

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I am exceptionally proud of that strikethrough
because in my head you're a duck with a masturbation fixation.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

As far as original insults go,
this takes the biscuit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

The wanky ducky biscuit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Hey look everybody it's The Empress!
How's you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Hey hey, it's the Empress, everyone says she monkeys around,
but she's too busy working, to spend much time on OT these days.

Damn, it almost fits to the tune...Am good cheers - got a new job, have gone back to being a bit of a lurker here, occasionally popping out the woodwork to post.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I hear you, I'm not really supposed to be here either.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I would say at least two thirds of us on here
are meant to be working, not dicking around ONLINE.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Uh huh
Though I'm multi-tasking, working while trawling here and editing Kanye West pics to insult Monty with.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I don't have any actual work to do, don't be daft.
I'm supposed to be weaning myself off the internet. You can see how well that's going.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Ha! I've been saying I'll do that for ages now
it's not going very well either.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I didn't even go into work today
I made an executive decision. Tomorrow instead. Still, I should be doing something more useful than dicking about online
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Same!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

because of some of the stuff I do
there are times when models are running which aren't really long enough to get into other work, but are too long to just do nothing. I do try not to go on b3ta too much though. but I fail.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

This^^
When both machines are running scripts there's little I can do, so I'm on here whilst also researching things.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Same
sometimes I just have nothing to do, and I know I should be doing something more constructive than arsing about on here or bbcgoodfood, but I never ever do.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I just find the internet so damn addictive!

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Exactly.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I don't like it
but I find conversation with the reprobates on here to be quite stimulating.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Stag do: see my previous post
Alt: So far, where I live now. Been there ten years.
I have theatres, restaurants, cafes, pubs, bars, clubs, galleries delis, supermarkets, the river, cathedrals. All within a ten minute walk.

Also Alt: Café le fil du Rasoir - Malmö
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

AND the saxophonist from the Zutons
have you seen her recently?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I haven't seen her for AGES
Saw Dave a while back, but not since his fine and community service.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Oof, would.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

as long as didn't say anything
do you know a metal band called Kill II This? Bit shit, but the bass player is fucking tasty if I remember correctly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Oi!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)

hehehe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Correct
on both counts. I met them once when they turned up at my night after a gig. I played one of their songs and no-one danced, including them. Caroline Campbell (the aforementioned bass player) was indeed tasty in a short, manc-accented, nowt-between-the-ears sort of way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:13, Reply)

ugh, manc

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Yeah that was quite a disappointment
Luckily I wasn't interested in her for her small talk. Or musicianship
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:21, Reply)

you know
I have a feeling we've had exactly this conversation before....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:29, Reply)

That wouldn't surprise me in the slightest
Neither that we may have had the conversation, nor that we'd both forgotten it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Scouse accent, tall redheaded, musician
what's not to like there you bearded wally.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

She ain't redheaded.
It's brun.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I think it is the general lack of exposure
but I don't cope well with northern regional accents. It takes a little while for me to come to terms with them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Begone, farmer!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I'm originally from Buckinghamshire
and as such don't sound like a farmer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:25, Reply)

"I'm calling you a ponce!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:26, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I find 'hitting them repeatedly in the face with a pickaxe
until they fucking shut up' helps immeasurably. You should try it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:21, Reply)

You'd need a pickaxe, you skinny ponce

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Looks like she needs a good feed, if I remember correctly

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

More so in real life

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Really?
Dear oh dear; I mean, she's a pretty face and all that, but I can't help but think it would be like banging the cutlery drawer...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Totally.
She has a beautiful face though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:26, Reply)

You could take him and all his friends up the oxo tower for a thoroughly good time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

tower speedway
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I'm scared of heights

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Is the "oxo tower" a euphemism?

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Aye, it's a fairly stock answer to anything Darth posts.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

ly answer to anything Darth posts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Of course it fucking is, Emps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Good good.
I'm glad to see my single-entendre-spotting talent is still alive and well.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:25, Reply)

For you baby, it could be.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:34, Reply)

POTD no fucking question.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)