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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Full Metal Jacket is shit though

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:39, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
my ex made me watch all those army films with him
being an officer in the army and all. FMJ terrified me, that bit when they beat him with socks is horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:40, Reply)
I didn't know you went out with Craig
Kept that one under your hat
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)
under my bed more like
no, wait.

oh fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:54, Reply)
I would rather be beaten with socks than rocks

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:46, Reply)
This sounds like Dr. Seuss
I beat the fox in box with socks not rocks
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:48, Reply)
You cocks!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Space dock(ing)?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:50, Reply)
Breeze block!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:51, Reply)
How tall are you, Rory?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:40, Reply)
I bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:42, Reply)
you'd better square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:43, Reply)
I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE
COULDNTCHA BOY?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:45, Reply)
I fucking love this
I put in a set-up line, bugger off to do some work and find three people have weighed in with various pay-offs. Brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:53, Reply)
i'm a girl actually
but yes.

yes i could.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:53, Reply)
It woudl require a tremendous amount of suction
and would then suddenly explode out of the hose in the final few inches, lodging itself irretrievably in a lung.

So I wouldn't, if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:56, Reply)
i've known men who were less sensitive lovers

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Lies! Lies and deceit!
We've never even met
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:07, Reply)
Totally 8foot2 with an 8th dan in ninjology

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:42, Reply)
I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:43, Reply)
and more

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)
balls.
it's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:42, Reply)
No chance.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:43, Reply)

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