Do you like lemonade?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This sounds like one of those primary school no-win questions
"Are you skill?"

err...yeah

"HA HA, You have African bum disease!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Were you born in hospital?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Yes
Yes I was
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Born in horse-piddle.
Sorry, Skill/ABD made me regress 30 years.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

African bum disease always makes me giggle.
But that's probably because I don't have it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)

That's because you're not skill like me
oh shit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

yes
both the traditional sort (so long as there is no pulp. "god help you if i find pulp") and the fizzy sort. why, does that help?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Drop some Beechams powders into some hot lemonade

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

interesting
i am going to shuffle off to boots before dinner with my client, will see what i can do. thank you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

There are so many more sensible and nutritious options
but this remedy always makes me feel like I'm a kid and I feel all better and looked after.
And hot lemo gives the strangest most satisfying fizz on your tongue.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)