I liked 2005
I dumped my bitch of an ex (YAY!)
But didn't have sex for the rest of the year (BOO!)
And went to Dublin (YAY!)
But saw Coldplay there (BOO!)

and so on
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

the boo-ness of the second point very much depends on timing
if you dumped her on 31 dec, that's not too bad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Soon after new year
doh
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

so you dumped her on new years day and before valentines day?
god you're a hard man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I think it was the second week of January
funnily enough she did have a pop at me for finishing it a month before valentines day.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I finished with someone ON Valentines day once
he was properly windowlicking mad though, I was only going out with him by accident.
I did not let this deter me from eating the chocolates I was given.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

When I was younger, I dumped a girl in her Valentine's day card
Not my nicest moment.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I see
you like your dumpings to be as memorable as they are traumatic.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're a spacktard
and i'm dumping you
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)

6 little words...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)

i am not sure whether to take this as
her selfishness because she would be all alone and gift-less on valentines day. or your cruel heartlessness for leaving her all alone on valentines day.

*flips coin*

yeah, just as i thought!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I wouldn't be too concerned, she's a married woman now
I assume her husband has the patience of a saint
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

most likely she'd been hoping you were going to propose
and when you dumped her instead, she married the next one on the rebound.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Ah well, it's better to have yadda-yadda-yaddad
than to have never mermy-schmermed at all.

A saying that it as true today as it ever was.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)