Takeaways are shit.
If I'm going to eat at home I'd rather cook it myself than eat some shit that a 12-year-old on a moped has delivered. I'd rather eat the 12-year-old.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nonce

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Yes?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

World news update:
Even Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has critisised old melty face
"It is unimaginable that there is someone who is able to kill and bombard his own people. This is very grotesque."
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)

What's Simon Weston got to do with all this?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:38, Reply)

i have to disagree here
there's a thai place in putney that delivers amazing food until 2am. sometimes you come home just too fucking drunk to cook (to misquote the dead kennedys)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

When I come home too fucking drunk to cook
I am interested in one thing only (well, perhaps two) and it's not takeaway food.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Another line?
Or two?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)

*does 'Give Us A Clue nose/pointy gesture*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)

*totters off like Una Stubbs*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)

*shits on sleeping cameraman's chest like Una Stubbs' you mean?
(brilliant bullshit story told to me by an old flatmate who used to write the news for The Big Breakfast)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Is it wrong
That I am now fully erect?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Glad it's not just me, to be honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Hahaha!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Have you ever considered a career in graphic design?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)