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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Over 300 replies are you mad!
What shall I take pictures of with my new camera?

a) The deserted Graveyard near me?
b) Panormamas of the River Thames?
c) Squirrels
d) My neighbour in the shower

ALT: Favourite takeaway? Mine is Thai.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:08, 141 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
roundabouts with motorways over them are good
if people look at you funny, you're taking good pictures.

alt: pizza, sometimes curry, sometimes chinese. I've never had thai
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)
You've never had Thai!
Get involved, it's awesome
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)
there's not much choice round here
I only recently had my first sushi and it was a year ago I went for Japanese food.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Where are you Svarlbard?

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:15, Reply)
wales
/explains everything
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)
:(
What did you do to deserve that kind of purgatory?
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)
bad a levels

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I call bullshit
Not on the geography, I'm not listed as coming to any bashes!
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)
oxford?

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Nah, I was never going to be able to make that sadly
As much as I would dearly love to meet Amberl, I had a Ballroom competition the weekend it was originally scheduled for and was in Bristol this weekend just gone. Rethink your stalking strategy, my dear
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)
no, i meant you were on the group
hence I recognised the photo
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Ohhh...
Now I feel stoopid. More so.

Anyway, get on with it. How do you plan to stalk me?
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:40, Reply)
wormhole technology
can't be that hard
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)
This made me laugh
and feel slightly safer.

Which is disappointing, frankly
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)
yeah?
You haven't seen my mad scientist lab
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)
In the interests of making the conversation filthier,
I'm going to choose to believe that "mad scientist lab" is what you call your vajayjay
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)
where I make wormholes? eugh
time flies in there, mind
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Prove it

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
*falters*
um...something about cocks looking older and wrinklier when they come out
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)
That's quite good
Although as a flirtation technique it is less than encouraging
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Of your penis
then gaz it to all the female users. And Chompy.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)
The camera only has a small zoom :(

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)
what about macro?

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Yes!
I'll get snapping, quick trim first, that optical inch makes all the difference!
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)
the wide angle ensures that things closer to the
lens look much bigger than things far away, exaggerating perspective.

/lectures
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)
This is actullay a useful tip in an otherwise pervy thread!

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)
yeah, I don't know why people want to zoom in on their
willies, it should always be macro mode, wide angle and closer. Zoom just means you have to stand further away to focus.

Man, if I get cockgazzed by someone it better be a fucking good photo, otherwise I will be offended
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)
i only ever get them from the people i don't want them from.
sigh.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I tried to send you one
but I got an error message because the file was too large.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)
hahahahaha
i like this. it's also v plausible, given what i've heard about you.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)
is what you've heard
that he doesn't know how to resize images?
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)
It was a bitmap

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)
i thought he was more BNP than BMP

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Should I be ashamed that I laughed at this?

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I'm glad someone else did

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)
It was a bit big.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Oh for fuck's sakes
*unzips*
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:26, Reply)
*points*
*laughs*

*citizen's arrests*
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Oh not again

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)
I don't even get those!

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)
*unzips*

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:31, Reply)
That's because I've never sent you one
I've sent a few out in my years of being here, the last one was rather sanity-destroying (SFW)
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)
*brain dribbles out of ears*

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)
You need to get out more.
Or get a less fucked up job
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Payday on Monday, then I will be out more
And I don't think getting a nice, gentle job is going to heal me.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)
No thanks they all look the same.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Is that what you tell yourself?

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)
it is a strikingly naive comment
almost toooo naive, if you know what i mean.

i once dated a guy who was white but had an asian cock. it was as if he had just suntanned that one (little) part of himself. most peculiar.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Maybe he was a secret bummer and it had got stained by a thousand men's poop chutes

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Stop copying me.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)
That was poo.
Just saying, like.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)
eeeeeeeeow

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Rachel, all guys have a slanty eye *down there*

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Hahahaha

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I'm afraid that this goes to proof that she's a serial fantasist and a virgin
called Dave, 43, living at home with his mum
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Dave Craig
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)
She 'went out' with him earlier on
hmmmm *taps foot* I wonder
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Russell Brand comments on this on Ponderland.
I believe he phones up his dad to ask the shade of his knob.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)
...in a whiny, grating estuary voice?
Just a guess.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Noel's a white man
with a black cock.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Become a freelance war photographer
if only there was some civil unrest going on...
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Children
Edit: This answers both questions.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I want to start a game of Chinese Photoshops, where I gaz someone a photo, they photoshop something in, and then pass it on and on.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)
If I had $killz I would join in.
Can we do 'Chinese hand-drawn pictures' instead?
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Photoshop's old hat
Paintsmash's where it's at.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I'm so old hat I'm positively tricorn.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)
C, definitely
Alt: Pizza, definitely.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)
re: b)
Are 'Panormamas' busty ladies from Panama? If so, those, please.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I'll pop over in my canoe

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Corpses
You'd be amazed how much money there is in it. And I mean ALL dead, not just brain-corpses, or as they're also known, celebrities.

ALT; Indian. Our local one does Naga. It's awesome.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)
What's naga?
I had a lamb Handi Ghosht recently it was amazing!
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:26, Reply)
It's a kind of cooker you get in the country.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Falsehood
It's a type of pickle used to flavour this particular curry. It's like having the inside of your mouth redecorated by a delicious flamethrower
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)
*belms*
a) I was joking and
b) nagas are a type of chilli pepper
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)
a) of course you were Monty
b) it's easy to say that when I've already given you the answer
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:38, Reply)
*sighs*
"What's naga" sounds like "What's an Aga", which is a kind of cooker you get oh fuck this shit.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Prolonged gaiety must make one retarded, Labs.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I know very well what naga chillis are.
The dorset naga is the highest on the scoville scale ever recorded - or was until recently when one was found in the wild the supposedly beats it. No I have not Googled this and yes I am obsessed with chillis.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)
It wasn't in the wild, it was bred specifically, I thought?

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)
The dorset yes - but I read a report of a wild one found in India
that supposedly trumped it. Probably a lie like the thousands of 'oldest women in the world' that constantly turn up in places like Romania with no supporting documentary proof.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)
I was thinking of the infinity chilli, sorry
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12505344
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Did not know this.
Thanks also to Bartles. The deleting cunt.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
My post contained too many errors so I deleted.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Well DF's contained more and his is still up.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)
I have standards
Very low ones, I grant you.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)
weapons grade chilli!

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Looks fucking terrifying, doesn't it?

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Am I alone in slightly fancying trying to eat some?

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)
only if there is milk on hand
and a braying audience to be impressed at it
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Not at all

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:19, Reply)
If you look closely you will see it's a pun.
Edit: What Labs said
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I will concede not only to the pun,
but the fact that I didn't see it. Quite good, I must admit, you wizened old cunt
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Crow is younger than you are, you massive helmlord.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Very good!

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:31, Reply)
type of chilli?

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Freedom riots.
Of a squre that is a roundabout?
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Takeaways are shit.
If I'm going to eat at home I'd rather cook it myself than eat some shit that a 12-year-old on a moped has delivered. I'd rather eat the 12-year-old.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Nonce

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Yes?

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)
World news update:
Even Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has critisised old melty face
"It is unimaginable that there is someone who is able to kill and bombard his own people. This is very grotesque."
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)
What's Simon Weston got to do with all this?

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:38, Reply)
i have to disagree here
there's a thai place in putney that delivers amazing food until 2am. sometimes you come home just too fucking drunk to cook (to misquote the dead kennedys)
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)
When I come home too fucking drunk to cook
I am interested in one thing only (well, perhaps two) and it's not takeaway food.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Another line?
Or two?
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)
*does 'Give Us A Clue nose/pointy gesture*

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)
*totters off like Una Stubbs*

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)
*shits on sleeping cameraman's chest like Una Stubbs' you mean?
(brilliant bullshit story told to me by an old flatmate who used to write the news for The Big Breakfast)
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Is it wrong
That I am now fully erect?
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Glad it's not just me, to be honest.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Hahaha!

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Have you ever considered a career in graphic design?

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)
I rarely have takeaway
generally because I'm too poor or prefer to cook for myself. But the village I live in has a number of really good restaurants which happen to do takeout as well. Probably chinese.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Take pictures of your penis making funny faces.
alt: vietnamese
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Buying $10 of their food a week will not make up
for what you did to their country
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
I am lolling so hard at this
You utter wizard.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)
I also get waxed and get my nails done!
To be fair, I only get their food about once every six months, if that.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)
That's even worse you naplam throwing Imperialist pig!

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Shut up or you'll be next.
MARK MY WORDS, HEATHEN.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Check this out on /links
Spamming cunt gets outed:PWNED
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

fair play
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Nice to see Totach has a job these days.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Top stuff

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Superb

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Ha ha,
I like that.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Monty actually works as a washer up in Tayyabs.
And he is always name dropping the place.

Yet no one pwns him.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Hahahaha I have been busted.
*deletes account*
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)
e) kittens
alt: pizza
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)
I'm off fuckwits, cheerio

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Yeah bye.
*opens champagne*
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)
No, that's Chardonay
Champagne is the one who operates the switchboard.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Hahahahah

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)
damnit
have I wasted that much of the day?
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)
I am off to Tayyabs THIS VERY NIGHT.
Shove your takeaways up your collective anuses.

GO ON. SHOVE THEM UP THERE. STILL IN THE FOIL TRAYS.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)
Lamb chops
Seekh kebabs
Dry meat
Baby pumpkin
Massala fish
Tarka dal
Rotis
Rice
Repeated, urgent masturbation
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)
mmm baby pumpkin
I wonder if I can buy that in *name of forrin supermarket behind me*?
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:19, Reply)
I have never seen it in any shop.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)
NOEL! I just got 235 on that entanglement game
I win at internet!
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)
....but lose at life.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)
sush
It's in commiseration at my lose at life. I was never in the running in that game anyway
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:23, Reply)

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