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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Fair enough.
A magic cloud....
How is the world of the microwave oven treating you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:29,
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Sounds a bit like this week's QOTW...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:41,
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Filled with the menstrual blood of a hundred angels.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:29,
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Or 'angel delight' as they call it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:33,
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Hahahaha!
I've offended you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:37,
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Woo!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:40,
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Is that how hoverboards will be powered?
used angelic tampons? Urgh.
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berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:35,
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Will the speed of the hoverboard be based on the weight of the 'flow'?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:37,
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GRIM
I was disgusted with myself for even thinking what I typed, and now you've gone and made it worse.
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berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:39,
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What did you expect?
Honestly. What did you expect?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:40,
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From you?
pretty much what I got.
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berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:43,
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*BEAMS*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:47,
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A L
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berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:48,
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Is that the best you can do?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:52,
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No, she can lick her own clam as well.
if Al is to be believed
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:56,
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Al is very wrong.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:58,
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Why is Al like a menstruating woman?
Because he's a bloody cunt...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:59,
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He's quite funny.
He plays his character well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:00,
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He was really nice when I met him
but sometimes on here I really feel the need to break his face.
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berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:02,
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I find him funny.
He can't be a cunt if he turns up at socials and gets away with his online comments.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:03,
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You've just got to separate the person from the behaviour.
He's a sweetheart, really.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:03,
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If you tickle him under the chin
Does he purr?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:05,
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No, he just belms.
'Night Jeff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:06,
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5 rapid rounds!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:07,
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As I say, seemed like a lovely chap in real life
but on here, personally I believe he takes jokes too far.
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berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:06,
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Nature of the site isn't it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:07,
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I wouldn't deliberately be a cunt in real life
so why be one online? I do realise I am in the minority on here with that attitude however.
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berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:10,
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I try not to be a cunt
But then I acknowledge that shit jokes and puns can be as annoying as someone taking things a comment too far.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:11,
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Some people do.
But if you know them, it kind of takes the edge off a bit and you know they don't mean stuff, really.
Definitely off to bed now.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:09,
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As Darth said the other day
if I was capable of that then I would
not spend as much time on here as I do.
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berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:04,
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Hahaha!
Right, I'm off to bed bed. Play nicely, you two.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:06,
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And you'd have to change your login name to Ali Bongo
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:06,
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Bloody hell...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:40,
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hahahaha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:40,
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My work is done.
Ova and out.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:44,
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Period.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:47,
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You're right
it just isn't sanitary
towel.
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berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:48,
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You're winging it a bit, berk.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:49,
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I should probably throw in the towel at this point...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:50,
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I'm just stringing you along...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:51,
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You're a silly clot
bleurgh!
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berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:53,
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You DISGUST me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:54,
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You disGUSSET me!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:55,
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Of all the things I'd like to do with my life DG
That isn't one of them.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:57,
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Why do girls in Liverpool cut the strings off their tampons?
To stop the crabs from bungee jumping...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:53,
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hahahahaha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:53,
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