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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it's a magic cloud - duh!

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Fair enough.
A magic cloud....

How is the world of the microwave oven treating you?
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)
i've been heating up a lot of milk, lately

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:36, Reply)
Sounds a bit like this week's QOTW...

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Filled with the menstrual blood of a hundred angels.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)
Or 'angel delight' as they call it.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)
boik

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Hahahaha!
I've offended you.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)
not offended
so much as made me a little queasy
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:38, Reply)
Woo!

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
Is that how hoverboards will be powered?
used angelic tampons? Urgh.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:35, Reply)
Will the speed of the hoverboard be based on the weight of the 'flow'?

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)
GRIM
I was disgusted with myself for even thinking what I typed, and now you've gone and made it worse.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)
What did you expect?
Honestly. What did you expect?
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
From you?
pretty much what I got.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)
*BEAMS*

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:47, Reply)

A L
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:48, Reply)
Is that the best you can do?

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:52, Reply)
No, she can lick her own clam as well.
if Al is to be believed
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:56, Reply)
Al is very wrong.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:58, Reply)
Why is Al like a menstruating woman?
Because he's a bloody cunt...
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:59, Reply)
He's quite funny.
He plays his character well.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:00, Reply)
He was really nice when I met him
but sometimes on here I really feel the need to break his face.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:02, Reply)
I find him funny.
He can't be a cunt if he turns up at socials and gets away with his online comments.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)
You've just got to separate the person from the behaviour.
He's a sweetheart, really.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)
If you tickle him under the chin
Does he purr?
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)
No, he just belms.
'Night Jeff.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
5 rapid rounds!

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:07, Reply)
As I say, seemed like a lovely chap in real life
but on here, personally I believe he takes jokes too far.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
Nature of the site isn't it?

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:07, Reply)
I wouldn't deliberately be a cunt in real life
so why be one online? I do realise I am in the minority on here with that attitude however.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)
I try not to be a cunt
But then I acknowledge that shit jokes and puns can be as annoying as someone taking things a comment too far.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:11, Reply)
Some people do.
But if you know them, it kind of takes the edge off a bit and you know they don't mean stuff, really.

Definitely off to bed now.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)
As Darth said the other day
if I was capable of that then I would not spend as much time on here as I do.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)
Hahaha!
Right, I'm off to bed bed. Play nicely, you two.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
And you'd have to change your login name to Ali Bongo

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
Bloody hell...

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
My work is done.
Ova and out.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:44, Reply)
there's no womb for that kind of talk here

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:46, Reply)
Period.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:47, Reply)
You're right
it just isn't sanitary towel.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:48, Reply)
You're winging it a bit, berk.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:49, Reply)
I should probably throw in the towel at this point...

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:50, Reply)
I'm just stringing you along...

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:51, Reply)
You're a silly clot
bleurgh!
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:53, Reply)
You DISGUST me.

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:54, Reply)
You disGUSSET me!

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:55, Reply)
Of all the things I'd like to do with my life DG
That isn't one of them.
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:57, Reply)
it would be better if he
were just muterus
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:50, Reply)
Why do girls in Liverpool cut the strings off their tampons?
To stop the crabs from bungee jumping...
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:53, Reply)
hahahahaha

(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:53, Reply)

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