Shut your twatty pie-hole.
Films: meh.
Chocolate: meh
Surprisingly, George Clooney: FUCKING WIZARD.

www.gossipcop.com/george-clooney-newsweek-drugs-politics-sex-women/

I have assumed that he was a cunt but clearly not. 'I drank the bong water'. Loltastic in extremis. I'd vote for him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:42, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He has a reputation of pulling cruel, cruel pranks too
I think he sounds ace
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:45, Reply)

I for one would vote for any politician whose slogan was "I drank the bong water"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:47, Reply)

He's ace.
May be a big fan.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Unfortunately
THC doesn't dissolve in water, plus it's fucking rank.

On the plus side, I found a tenner yesterday!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Doesn't stop making it a good slogan though.
What did you buy with it?
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:51, Reply)

It really is.
The only people I've met who did such a rancid thing were dirty squatters who also shat in the corner of a room because their lavatory was broken.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:53, Reply)

I've consumed the bong water by accident
in my defence it was in a makeshift bong made out of a beer can, and it was the middle of the night.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

As have I.
Over-enthusiastic bucket-bong consumption. This brings back fairly traumatic memories.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I haven't smoked a bucket for a very long time
I love a good bong though. Not had one for ages. Need to get on it!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Buckets are so undignified. Never again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

we had an "executive desk bucket" while I was at university
much classier than your normal kind
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:18, Reply)

That reminds me, I have a yop in the fridge.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Eh, that won't stop him from running
He'd be a Democrat anyway and the sort of person who's horrified by his personal history would vote Republican. Losing the moron vote would be no deterrant. What'll stop him becoming a politician will be his burgeoning career as a director (once he stops being Soderbergh-lite) and the fact that this occupation allows you more free time to plow easy women and drink bong-water than does politics.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:51, Reply)

I am still reeling from the news that Monty is an avid reader of gossipcop.com
My whole world has been turned upside down.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)