This may be changing the subject slightly,
but I've just done possibly the darkest poo of my life. I had to ask myself if I saw Noel last night.

What causes black poo? Other than Guinness, which I haven't been anywhere near?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:10, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Gayness.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Monty you utter bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Black men's spunk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Blood.
If you've got black poo, usually means there's blood in it. According to my nurse mum.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Oooh, that's not good, is it
Thank you for a non-gay answer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

also, even if you haven't drunk any guinness
have you eaten anything rich in iron? Offal, green veg etc?

When I take iron supplements, it can cause this same problem.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I did have Pak Choi last night
Thank you for the suggestion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

not generally good, no.
I mean, I have no idea but mum is a nurse, and so she's got a good idea of what types of poos are good and what types are bad. She says black ones are bad. And then she asked if I'd done a black poo and I said "No, someone on the internet has." and she said "oh. Tell them to go to a doctor if it happens again. :S".
So here is me telling you to do that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I will
Thank you. I'm loving the notion that your Mum now knows about my bowel movements
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

she is implying there is blood in it because you've been rogered too much

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

well that too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

blood from all the vigorous bumming.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

...you utter bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

You two make such a cute couple

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

we think so.
We're very happy together.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:21, Reply)