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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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After my last major operation, a stomach one where they cut out loads of colon, I stayed at my mums for 5 months to recover to the point where I can go home.Every few days, a nurse came 'round to clean up my wonds and all that, but one day, a granny nurse rested her hand on my cock. She's not the first nurse to do this, it's a simple case of her resting her hand down while her other hand cleans up the wonds. I normally point it out and they go 'whoops" and that is that, they don't realise they're doing it. I'm like "errrrm...., sorry, your hand...", and they laugh and move it, but this granny-nurse didn't quite get the hint, and I was to embarassed to say anything. And then, and this is the worst bit, A SPIDER FALLS FROM HER HAIR INTO MY HEALING WOUND and skuttles off.
She didn't seem to notice, but it was proper grim.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:51,
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I like this.Spider-gran, spider-gran etc
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:56,
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