Mine would be
These two: 3.bp.blogspot.com/_lVsR7e8VsvM/S_q0ZY5NyFI/AAAAAAAAERs/iz4-zy2o0xQ/s400/y-tu-mama-tambien_l.jpg

My friend Lucy, because she's very intelligent, so eugenics says she's coming.

Also: Jake Gyllenhaal, Paolo Nutini, Conor Oberst, Stella Creasy, Michaela Conlin, Regina Spektor.

Because I'm still being extra-super-nice to Darth while Eric is ill, he gets a spot too.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are they not like, 12?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:38, Reply)

My panic stricken search of IMDB says not.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I'm 32 actually
you flatterer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

What do you do for a living?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

And where was it again you live?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:43, Reply)

men

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:43, Reply)

TELLING COMMIES HOW TO ANAL-FIST

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:43, Reply)

That's quite good
Maybe it was wrong of me to write you off as a purveyor of tired, tragicly outdated jokes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I did a small lol at this
lol - just like that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

UR Tommy Cooper AICM on-stage heart attack

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

In Sunderland I believe
*waves hands out at front*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Paolo Nutini
is quite possible the biggest cunt ever to walk the earth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Aren't you supposed to stick up for your own?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:43, Reply)

That wanker is not even one of my own species.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)

The similarities are remarkable
Scottish - check
Claims to be able to play guitar despite lack of evidence to support this - check
Purveyor of tired old shit everyone's heard before - check
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I don't care.
He is extremely fuckable.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)

able ing annoying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Are you sulking because you didn't get a spot?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I'm afraid not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)

He should get with TGB then
Match made in heaven
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)

he is a massive gurning belmer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)