URGH!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12569011
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:51, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why is it weirder to drink human milk than milk from another species?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Only hemp wearing hippies would stoop to this sort of thing.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

boobs
that's what's wrong with it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

But why bother.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Don't get me wrong
I'm not advocating sheds full of women linked up to milking machines, it's just funny how people react so strongly to the idea of drinking breast milk, but will happily guzzle milk from another species.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I think it's to do with the sexualization of boobs.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I like boobs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I'm with you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

*chest bumps*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Boobs are magnificent

( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I don't think you can say that of all of them

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I have boobs.
But I'm keeping them.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Borrow your missus.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

it's ok.
my mrs has enough to share with me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

She's a very generous woman.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

indeed she is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

After a short think, I think it is more to do with being anti sexualized by your mother.
Perhaps a conditioning that drives offspring away from their own mothers to avoid inbreeding and increase population spread.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I don't see what's so wrong with that
But they do appear to be fetishising it by selling it with the rusk and calpol.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

that's the thing
although I do like bongela
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Hemp wearing hippy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I'm not saying I'd eat it
But mainly because it costs £14, and that is ludicrously exorbitant.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

that is pretty outrageous
I'd eat it if it was free though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

They only pay her £15 for 10oz.
Ludicrous mark-up.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I bet you'd want it handed out by the state to asylum seekers don't ya? Commie.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Free breast-milk ice-cream for gypsies!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

i was sickened a while ago
by a story about a woman in new york who makes tit-cheese and gives it to her FRIENDS to eat.

fucking hell that is rank. i wouldn't even share a straw with my friends never mind creamy curds that had been squeezed out of their nipples.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

you are a prissy weirdo though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

oh hello darling
happy friday to you too xx

you big grumpy twat, you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I'm rarely grumpy dear
I just can't stop myself from saying things like that. It happens in real life too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

at least you're honest i suppose

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

it's always said with a grin

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

it's hard to grin properly
with your tongue in your cheek
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I love the way he describes it
as "free-range", as if he's got a field of naked, post pregnancy women roaming over his estate, getting fat off the land and then being called in every morning to be hooked up to his milking machine.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

is that your
fantasy, then?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Hah!
I'll admit I probably wouldn't be entirely against having a Heff-style mansion, but the idea of fattening and milking them doesn't really appeal.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)