friday news story
my new trainee starts on monday and just came up to say hi.

fucking hell, he's hot. work is going to be much more interesting!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Does this mean you'll give him less shit than you've given to your current trainee?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

oh god yes
it means that all his instructions will start with gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

And end with a vacuous stare?
"Gaaaaaaah... Could you... uh... hmmmmmmm"

*stares*
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

how very dare you
i am professional and formal at ALL times.

he will just find that all his work is either on the floor or very high shelves.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

"Miss Swipe, did you turn up the heating?"
"Of course not. Feel free to take off your shirt if you feel uncomfortable".
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)

maaan, how do you get to meet
so many hot guys? I need a new career
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)

BELIEVE ME, i don't
this is an exception. there are about 2,000 people in this firm, and i could name 5 hot guys. this is not a great ratio!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Will you allow him to eat bacon?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

maaaaybe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Damn you and your windowshopping opportunities
there is nobody hot in my building, and all the passable ones are married.
(berk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

this one could be in a shop window
broad rugby playing shoulders, lean stomach, long legs, chestnut hair, chocolate eyes. it's a good look.

will have to see if we can drag you into the office at bash time to meet him!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Mmmmm he sounds lovely
almost certainly too good for me though, but I'd be perfectly happy to come and say hello if you can smuggle me in!
(berk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

we'd need to make him work the weekend
*plots*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)