ooh ooh ooh
my latest delivery of ridiculous hair products just arrived, and the philip b freebie is a load of samples of their russian gold shampoo and conditioner - which retail for £100 and £110 per tube respectively. i've been dying to try them, but even i wouldn't spend £210 on shampoo and conditioner. this is reeeeeeally exciting.

although. i actually hope they are shit. imagine if they leave my hair like purest liquid chestnut silk (instead of rusty pubes) and i can never achieve that again without spunking the money on it. argh argh argh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I assume they're not gift-wrapped this time?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)

hahaha
i forgot about that particularly special episode!!

no, this lot are just in polystyrene.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Well, quite. Just think how many elaborate salads you could have bought for that amount of money...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

NONE!
BECAUSE THE FUCKING SHOP GOT RE-POSSESSED.

WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Oops, sorry. Think I might have touched a nerve there...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

how much better can a shampoo be?
is it really £98.20 better?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

i don't know, i haven't dared to try it!
he does a white truffle oil one which is also stupidly overpriced, about £30 for the shampoo and £50 for the conditioner, and that actually is worth it if you keep it for VERY special occasions.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Any man who can recognise that you've spent £80 on washing your hair is gay. FACT.
Straight men only care that you can get a good handful of hair.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

ah but if i feel my hair looks amazing
i will feel slinky and sexy and flirty. THIS you will notice.

if i feel uncomfortable and unattractive, i will be shy and monosyllabic (occasionally i can be quiet). the shampoo is behind the difference, see?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)

'a good handful'
a hair puller then? Or is it just easier to drag women into bushes if they have long enough hair?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Or a good sniff...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Shut it, you.

(berk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)