that film looks fucking shit
if it's the one I think it is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It looks fucking awesome.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)

This, I fucking love shit Cage films
"Next" is a fucking masterpiece.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Charms is going to sit me down, lovingly, and make me watch the Wicker Man
HOWDIGEBURNED HOWDIGEBURNED
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

That's an exception,
because the original is so fucking good.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Now this raises a serious question:
Should I watch the new one, or will it annoy me too much?

For reference, I once decided that I shouldn't judge Steve Martin's remake of The Pink Panther without seeing it. I didn't expect it to do justice to the original films and therefore didn't go in with high hopes. But even then, it was so appallingly awful that I feel those two hours of my life have been wasted. Will Cage's version of Wicker Man have the same effect? (Or will it be funnier than Steve Martin?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I've heard it's offensivly bad.
Maybe watch it drunk.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

The best bits compilation on youtube is a thing of beauty.
More punching than Al's pre-wedding bash and some terrible acting.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:59, Reply)

i've never really watched much on youtube
because the browser on my old laptop was so old it couldn't cope.

but now i finally have my new pink laptop online, i can - i was watching the "friends" fuck-up and gag reels the other night, hilarious.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Howdigeburned? HOWDIGEBURNED?!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)

To be fair, a film with a title like "Drive Angry: 3D"
is going to be taken seriously by nobody except possibly Nicolas Cage himself.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

It has Amber Heard in it, who is stupidly hot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

And gay!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Bi I heard
The best kind of lezza
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

but she has a girlfriend
she may be bi, but she's currently pitching for the other team
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

bi please!
She was on Top Gear at the weekend and was stupidly good looking!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I don't know this girl
*Googles*
But I want to. I don't normally go for blondes, but she's rather good looking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

rather unbelievably
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

and likes guns and cars
She drives a 68 Mustang.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

*spluffs in pants*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I like her more now
By a factor of 8.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Not the Mach 1, though.
Nobody does. Except me.

*hoardes*
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)