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Does anyone want to buy my Panasonic 3CCD Broadcast AG-DVC60?No?
Oh ok then, what are you up to this weekend? I personally will be fitting new kitchen doors and taking my little girl to her ballet class.
Yes I know its too early for a new thread but its Friday and its nearly 3 already!
Alt. is 15" too big?
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Peej, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:57,
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I'll be tracking you down to rip off your head for threadstomping me ;)Off to the country to see my best man and his wife
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:01,
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I gave you 20 minutes before I threadstompedThat's more than some people get to live.
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Peej, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:04,
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I don't know; is it a black rubber cock?Alt: I don't know; is it a black rubber cock?
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Well thats the issueIts firmly up my arse so I can't tell the colour
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Peej, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:04,
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Where is everyone today?i haven't been able to wind up Monty or call Darth an utter bender
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:02,
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Start a thread about football and Glee with an alt Q about using your winnings from a TV gameshow to pay for a holiday to VietnamThe filthy poove won't be able to resist.
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After thinking about the logistics and taking into account my pain threshold then I'd say no, 15" is not too big.(
girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:03,
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depends on the length of your vaginal canal*fires up narrow boat*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:04,
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I'm pretty sure it is(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:05,
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I know but I was willing to give it a go.Those nice ladies in the films make it look so enjoyable.
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girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:07,
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You make a good pointI shall sign up for the clinical tests
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:08,
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But they moan all the time(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:12,
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I think I'll go to a gallery opening this eveningthen stay in an cry about my lonely existence for the rest of the weekend.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:06,
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Me and crunchy are going to do a Barry.As in Barry, South Wales.
*runs bath*
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girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:12,
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wish I couldjust need to kill off a whole load of people who lecture in my subject in an area I'd want to live in
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:09,
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I suspect that right nowthat place is full of photographers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:20,
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try this insteadsleeping like a lovely starfish in your lovely peaceful bed
watching what the fuck you like on tv
eating whatever the hell you feel like cooking and not doing the washing up straightaway
necking diet coke/milk/wine straight from the bottle
putting your feet on the furniture
having 15 orgasms without having to worry about anyone else
then laugh at everyone else doing other people's ironing/cleaning/cooking/wiping the arses of their screaming crotchfruit. this will improve your mood no end.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:12,
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I'll be honestI do most of these things even when I'm not on my own.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:14,
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Have you heard of Yop drink? Instead of being lonely and crying, you could have a nice bottle of Yop. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:13,
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isn't it just milkshake?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:16,
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Close, it's a yoghurt drink, very tasty and quite filling. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:22,
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i have a client whose surname is BOPi think this is fucking brilliant
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:21,
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Married to Baba Doowop(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:26,
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I don't know, nobody does, but I'm guessing it's a white whole.(
Peej, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:08,
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Its a Camcorderthat meets broadcasting standards, so can be used for TV
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Peej, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:34,
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going shopping tomorrow, new shoes, jeans, shirts, brasgoing to some used book shop to see if they've got some doovdes I want
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:08,
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I made my friends watch it, they didn't seem to think it was as funny as I didbut they now say tiv and doovde
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:12,
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someone I know made that hatI haven't watched it, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:15,
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My next door neighbour has the balaclavathough this may be for the raping
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:17,
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is it ready for the hud?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:18,
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I'm calling from internet service providings would you be interested in switching your service providings to provider that provides faster service of internet service providings(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:23,
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I'm entertained by the fact that my Dad now does thisafter watching it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:40,
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Terry Tibbs.www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVYW-4zPKLE
Talk to me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:13,
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I fucking love Terry Tibbs!The Come Dine With Me episode was class!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:14,
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I bought some crsipy bacon from M&S to go with m y macaroni cheesei am now steadily picking my way through the rest of the pack, this is the most internet fatty thing i have ever done.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:20,
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Quite possibly going to the cinema with a sexy redheadto see a film about Nicolas Cage being angry and a demon and driving a car.
Alt: No, I've eaten one that big on my own, but usually just cheese and tomato.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:20,
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I'm taking you out for a steak as big as a toilet seat!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:21,
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a car about a car?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:21,
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You never invite me out to the picture house any more.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:24,
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I'm not a redhead :/(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:26,
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The exact colour of your hair isn't really its distinguishing feature though, is it?(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)
This is trueAnd I'm also not going to the cinema with Lampers, otherwise she'd have said "with a sexy spikehead".
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:29,
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If you like, yesThe 'sexy' bit is most important though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:31,
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Sexy?Maybe. Many-chinned? Definitely.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:00,
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You got 'sexy' and 'many-chinned' the wrong way 'roundEnjoy the film and company though!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:02,
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that film looks fucking shitif it's the one I think it is
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:28,
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It looks fucking awesome.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:29,
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This, I fucking love shit Cage films"Next" is a fucking masterpiece.
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Charms is going to sit me down, lovingly, and make me watch the Wicker ManHOWDIGEBURNED HOWDIGEBURNED
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:32,
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Now this raises a serious question:Should I watch the new one, or will it annoy me too much?
For reference, I once decided that I shouldn't judge Steve Martin's remake of The Pink Panther without seeing it. I didn't expect it to do justice to the original films and therefore didn't go in with high hopes. But even then, it was so appallingly awful that I feel those two hours of my life have been wasted. Will Cage's version of Wicker Man have the same effect? (Or will it be funnier than Steve Martin?)
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The best bits compilation on youtube is a thing of beauty.More punching than Al's pre-wedding bash and some terrible acting.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:59,
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i've never really watched much on youtubebecause the browser on my old laptop was so old it couldn't cope.
but now i finally have my new pink laptop online, i can - i was watching the "friends" fuck-up and gag reels the other night, hilarious.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:01,
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Howdigeburned? HOWDIGEBURNED?!www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:06,
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To be fair, a film with a title like "Drive Angry: 3D"is going to be taken seriously by nobody except possibly Nicolas Cage himself.
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It has Amber Heard in it, who is stupidly hot(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:30,
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but she has a girlfriendshe may be bi, but she's currently pitching for the other team
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:39,
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bi please!She was on Top Gear at the weekend and was stupidly good looking!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:35,
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I don't know this girl*Googles*
But I want to. I don't normally go for blondes, but she's rather good looking.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:37,
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and likes guns and carsShe drives a 68 Mustang.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:51,
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I like her more nowBy a factor of 8.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:53,
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Talking about the sexy redhead.www.stumbleupon.com/su/1HJqpO/macromeme.com/dog/charmander-cake.html
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Oh my god she's not had a birthday yet this year I'm doing this SO HARD(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:31,
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That's pretty cool(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:35,
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depends how you find it, labsi mean, just say it was by googling the username of a 19 year old student because you are wondering how she could possibly still be single, would that be cool?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:56,
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Do you not know what a Charmander is?!They're awesome. But I'm more a water-starter than a fire-starter myself.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:00,
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yes but to be googling it whilst other people are talking about your sexy flatmate charmander at the exact same time would be a huge coincidence, no??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:02,
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Steady on, no need to pander to CharmShe's not that sexy.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:06,
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ach, i'm perfectly steady, just pissing around 'cos it's fridayjust seemed that the reaction to the mention of her was a google image search, and this merited some piss-taking for being a leetle bit creepy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:07,
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Eh he might have found the picture a while ago and just saved itI do that all the time with friends, or if I want to insult Monty.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:08,
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that would still mean he went out looking for it in the first placethere's no defence to this, trust me. i'm a lawyer. in fact, i think you're making it worse for both of you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:11,
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Trust me, you have to prove beyond reasonable doubtWorking for the defence all I have to do is make the jury doubt your version of events by offering up alternatives.
Why would I be making it worse for me?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:14,
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mention of hot girlresults in "ooh look what i just HAPPENED to have on my computer, what a coincidence" picture. no jury would buy that. case dismissed, go to jail, do not collect £200, you fucking nonce.
you are making it worse for you by defending this course of action. sad times.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:15,
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You can't prove he didn't have knowledge of that pic existing before handTherefore you can't find him guilty.
Everyone's entitled to a fair defence, it's part of what makes our justice system.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:18,
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i don't need to prove iti just need to prove it to the satisfaction of the jury. they'll take one look at him, and he'll be lucky to see daylight again before the age of 92.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:24,
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If he dresses up smart he'll be fineOld women are the most judgmental of jury members, and if they like the look of him from the start then they've already made up their mind.
It's crazy, like female jurors are more likely to vote against a woman in a contested rape case (she says she said no, she was drunk, he says she consented), because she "dressed up like a slut, got drunk, it's her own fault". It's maddening, but worryingly common in those cases.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:28,
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A Squirtle cake with a similar themeWould be a damned sight harder to achieve.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:03,
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Whereas a bulbasaur one is easy.Leave it for several months, boom, plant-type.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:05,
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This makes me feel old(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:05,
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noyour grey hairs, saggy jowls and soggy cock make you feel old!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:06,
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They're not even mineJust found them in my neighbour's freezer.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:07,
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Psh. Pokemon's been around for ten years, you've no excuseA rock-type cake would be easy.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:08,
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I wasn't in school ten years ago.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:09,
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Neither was II was in university. I fucking loved Pokemon.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:10,
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again we need arrows to swop the words around with HILARIOUS consequences(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:11,
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So was IThough I didn't watch tv in university, nor did I own a gameboy, so my exposure to Pokemon was very limited.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:15,
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I once made a larp adventureloosely based on pokemon. I think it took a couple of encounters for the players to work out that the 'throw these mushrooms and a little creature appears and help you fight' mechanism may have been plagerised
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:21,
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Hahaha!Why is everyone else staring at us? Weirdos...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:23,
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yeah, weirdosI suspect there are other people on here who've larped, they're just lying low
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:25,
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I'm implying the mould would make it a plant-type.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:09,
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Oh I got itIt's just jokes of a Pokemon nature make me feel old.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:14,
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YES!!I was just about to start writing a lesson on a thing I don't know much about then BANG! my google reader comes up with an article on exactly that topic! w00t
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:30,
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See, I told you Yop can help ! Thank Yop for Yop.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:31,
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I had teathere was no yop
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:31,
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No, but I did, you get one free awesome thing to happen to you when you drink it, but I didn't want it, so it happened to you instead.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:33,
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oh cheers! that's very kind(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:34,
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AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:39,
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She's shaving her legs again(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:41,
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I DON'T NEED TO SHAVE MY LEGS I HAVE NO HAIR BECAUSE I HAVE NO SKINSEE?? SEE LAB HAIR CAN'T GROW IF THERE'S NO SKIN!!!!!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:45,
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I thought you were wearing red tights...(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:47,
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Having bloody footprints would have made my game at BGBs a lot more sinister(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:49,
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"Virtues for the rending"Yes it would have.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:52,
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I am having the day from HELL.Seriously if it wasn't for the fact my boss fucked off at 1 so I am alone in the office I would have killed someone by now.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:42,
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I'm torn between a party in Londonand doing necessary and essential work.
Alt: Yes
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:43,
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If you can afford it, PARTY!I can't afford to go out tonight, which makes me sadface.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:45,
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But I've been to London loads recentlyand partied a lot. Maybe I should have a rest :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:47,
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Dont be fucking stupid!PARTY! Rest tomorrow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:48,
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She's slippery when wet too(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:52,
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And your love is like bad medicine.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:58,
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I feel like we are at a crossroads with this(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:59,
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this thread is onlyliving on a prayer
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:00,
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*shoots through the heart*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:00,
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Well, have a nice day!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:00,
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How was Tayyabs? I am jealousI'm taking the folks for a curry tomorrow at the local Indian restaurant. It's nice, but not as good as Tayyabs.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:51,
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I am Indian-ing it tomorrow nightIt has been decided
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:52,
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I might do an Indian tonight, then eat a curry!*drumkit falls off cliff*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:53,
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I'm going to step in here and tell you to get some rest.If you feel like you should rest, you should definitely do it.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:52,
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The last week has been spent unable to sleep well, and then not being able to get out of bed on time because I drank so much last weekend, I've been suffering all week
if she feels she needs a rest she should have one, there will be other times to go out
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:59,
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speaking as someone with virtually no social lifeI would say go out. You can rest when you're dead, or too poor.
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God dammit nearly an hour and no offers on the camcorder!I guess I'll have to suck of Noel for 50p again
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Peej, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:53,
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Mrs Cow has decided that bringing the Cow Jrs into my work to pick me up would be a good ideaI am not convinced and may well need to pay for repairs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:06,
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