I have crispy shredded beef and cider.
I think we all know who wins here.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:59, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*jealous*
sounds right nommy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)

*burps*
It was. I must learn how to make crispy shredded beef, it's utterly fucking awesome. They managed it in about four minutes flat in the takeaway so I wonder if it's easy?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)

get a cow
put it in a shredder.
Fry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:03, Reply)

FUCK YEAH
*goes to source industrial shredder*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I'm going to a 40th birthday party where the beer will be cheap and the buffet free.
The only flaw in this is that I actually have to go out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Damn it, that's right insensitive that is.
Why didn't they hold it in your living room?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)

I don't know.
It stinks, Noel; some people are just inconsiderate.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Are you sure that's not just the missus' backside?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:04, Reply)

On this occasion, yes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Oh christ yeah, I think this is it exactly!
www.bluedragon.com/recipes/crispy-shredded-beef.aspx
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:08, Reply)

my recipe was better
less instructions. Can;t stand this faffy cooking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:09, Reply)